I got a DM from a friend that sparked a rant I didn't know I needed to go on ...and honestly, this advice could save you hundreds of hours of dead-end sales calls.

🏷️ Listing your prices is a "grown ass adult move" and I will die on this hill

🎯 Your dream clients aren't scared of your prices. The looky-loos are, and that's the point

📋 The secret weapon? A slightly annoying intake form that does your selling for you

🐣 The one exception: if you're a baby business owner, go get your knees skinned up first

🔥 If your price doesn't roll off your tongue with zero ick, your offer isn't cooked yet

🧲 Like attracts like. Boss energy on your website attracts boss energy buyers

Splash that shit on your website. I said what I said.

I brought my friend Dre Ross on to talk about the drink blowing up everyone's FYP, and and why it might actually work, according to someone who geeks out on living to 110.

🍒 Tart cherry juice, magnesium, sparkling water: three ingredients standing between you and the best sleep of your forties

🧬 Dre is a certified nutrition coach, corporate leader, and co-runs Super C Vitality with her husband Tony — where they literally experiment on themselves for science

😴 We broke down why sleep hits different after 40 — and why "just go to bed early" is a joke once perimenopause enters the chat

🧪 Instead of just talking about it, Dre and Tony are running a 7-day sleep challenge starting the first week of April...and you're invited

🚢 I'll be on a cruise sabotaging my circadian rhythm with pizza and screentime, but I'm jumping in the second I'm back — priorities

📺 Head to Super C Vitality on YouTube to join the challenge, get the full recipe breakdown, and check in with the community all week:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEeUzJpAWqA

Three ingredients. Seven nights. One question: what if the internet was actually right this time?

Guest Post by Lindsay Nelson 🌟

Lindsay Nelson — tarot reader, astrology enthusiast, brand strategist, Colorado mama, and the kind of soulmate friend you get magnetically pulled toward at a sorority house and never let go of — drops in to give us the cosmic download for April.

The Card: 10 of Pentacles: Your basket won't break. Whatever you're building, betting on, and pouring yourself into this month — the tarot says trust it. Steadiness, sustainability, stability. Keep going.

Key Dates to Watch:

• April 1st — Full Moon in Libra. Overthinking szn is here. The cure? Make spontaneous social plans and get out of your head.
• April 9th — Mars enters Aries. GREEN LIGHT. Gas pedal. That thing you've been journaling about, business-planning, and overthinking? This is your cosmic permission slip to go.
• April 19th — Taurus Season begins. Pump the brakes (lovingly). Time to ground all that hustle and ask: show me the ROI. Prove the value of what you built, and let the 10 of Pentacles remind you it's solid.
• April 24th — Venus enters Gemini. Exhale. Picture yourself on a boat, yacht rock playing, sauvignon blanc in hand, sunset glowing. It's light, flirty, and fun. You're gonna be just fine.

The Vibe:Overthinking → Activation → Proving value → Deep exhale. April wraps up beautifully — sit in what you've built and feel proud.

I spent years debunking religion for sport...then my 11-year-old dragged me to church and I ugly-cried during the first song.

Yep, I'm a card-carrying Christian now. Here's how it went down:

⚡ Mid-identity crisis, secretly job hunting, and my kid's sleepover friend accidentally evangelized me

🍷 One glass of wine at Hobo's later, I told my husband I was done white-knuckling life solo

🔥 Closed my business, crawled back to corporate, and it all worked out suspiciously well

📱 I now use ChatGPT as a Bible concordance before big presentations—best productivity hack yet

🐍 Literal talking snakes? Unclear. WWJD-ing my way through gossip and gluttony? Absolutely.

🔮 Jesus told me (in my head, casually) that He's cool with my tarot cards because He's "all up in there"

The smug atheist era wasn't it for me. It was the surrender era changed everything.

How does a former freak-flaggy entrepreneur fit into Corporate America? I mean...what about HR? My thoughts on if/when/how to bring your Freak Flag (aka your TRUE self) out in a corporate setting.

Sneaky peeks:

🦓Why I wear an orange zebra dress and hot pink party pants weekly to work.

😬 I hit a colleague with "no notes" and he genuinely asked if he needed to add notes. Gen Z has failed me.

🫣 In my interviews I announced I'm the dumbest person in every room — then got multiple offers. Confidence is confusing.

🔥 I told my skip-level boss I want to be Chief People Officer. That job doesn't exist here. Minor detail.

🐍 I drew a public line in the sand: I will NOT be writing Python. My career satisfaction thanks me.

💀 Some people absolutely think I'm off my rocker. I consider that quality control.

The world doesn't need the watered-down, polished-up, people-pleasing version of you. They need the one in the zebra dress.

It's been two years since I walked away...and now, I have hindsight to see the patterns I couldn't see while I was in the sauce.

🪩 Built products nobody asked for and acted surprised when nobody bought them

🎪 Made my best offer "for everyone" — which is marketing for "for no one"

🧠 65 Canva slide decks. Sixty. Five. (Business ADHD is undefeated)

📣 Sold so hard in every post that people could smell the CTA through their phone

💸 Hired coaches and redesigned websites when I just needed to... talk to humans

🔥 What the comeback era actually looks like (spoiler: no sales pitch)

Whether you're launching, pivoting, reinventing, or quietly rage-quitting in a parking deck — I've been there, I've coached hundreds through it, and I'm spilling all of it so you can skip my mistakes and steal my lessons.

Show Notes:

🚗 Recording live from the Monday commute — audio quality is a vibe, just go with it

🍽️ Weekend highlight reel: surprise steakhouse dinner, toasting a friend's new job, and a body scan that actually didn't destroy me

💪 Lost 0 lbs, gained 2 lbs of muscle — calling that a win and nobody can stop me

🎯 The big debate: if your goal doesn't stretch you, is it even a goal or just a Monday to-do list?

💸 I set a $100K revenue goal, missed by half, had 7 out of 8 ideas flop — and it was still my best month ever

📖 Why "10X is Easier Than 2X" should be your next read — small goals just make you slightly more tired

🏆 Set audacious goals, stack tiny daily wins, and DM me the wildest thing you ever did to hit yours

🎤 92% of goals fail. Should we be the unhinged 8%???

A real-time meltdown about missing my daughter's first middle school soccer game…because apparently they start at 5 PM like we don't have jobs?? Da fuq?

What We Cover:

• Why millennial moms are up our kids' butts 6+ hours a day(our moms gave us 1-2 hours and a bike, bye)

• The batting average theory of parenting (spoiler: you'reat .990)

• How to not to trauma dump your Mom Guilt onto your husband and kids

• Guilt vs. shame (one is "I f*cked up," the otheris "I AM a f*ckup")

• Why your kid only guilt-trips you if YOU trained them to. *Ouch* but because I love you.

The Takeaway: You forgot the permission slip. Yousnapped at bedtime. You're gonna be late. Cool. You also fed them, loved them, and drove them all over God’s green earth. You're doing fine, babe.

Stop spiraling. Start modeling badass energy. Your kids arewatching.

Note: I record these in my car during my commute, so the audio quality is meh. I assume you don't mind.

I heard something on a podcast that literally blew my pants off — and now I can't stop applying it to everything.

In this episode:

🧠 The Alex Hormozi mic-drop moment that rewired my entire brain

💪 Why I've been hiding behind perimenopause like it's a security blanket — and the gym wake-up call I didn't see coming

🎙️ Every unhinged fear I had about relaunching this podcast (yes, including "what if everyone thinks I'm stupid")

🔥 The 3 types of limiting beliefs — and only ONE of them requires you to actually do something about it

😬 The real fear that almost killed this podcast before it started (spoiler: lawyers were involved)

🤷‍♀️ The most underrated strategy for dealing with fear: "who cares?"

🅱️ Why I'm recording this from a cheerleading parking lot and why that IS the point

👊 The unsexy first step I took to land my first two coaching clients — no website, no funnel, literally just a photocopied piece of paper

Bottom line: Your overthinking isn't a bug — it's proof you're brilliant. But B*tch, Please, it's time to take the baby step, mkay

I went from Joe Dirt rat tail to cascading blonde goddess. Everyone is *super intrigued* when I reveal that it's fake, so this is an unhinged FAQ in case you are extension-curious.

Highlights:

💸 I looked my husband in the eye and said "mommy needs this" — $1,500 later, here we are

🚿 Every morning I do a naked, bent-over, shower-cap-rubber-band-towel contraption just to wash five real hairs

⏰ Appointments are 3.5 hours every 8 weeks and yes, it costs $500 a pop

Regular sunscreen will turn your extensions pink and your investment into a bonfire

✨ My real hair now stays curled with the fake hair and literally no one can explain it

🧢 Even in a baseball hat I look like a shampoo commercial and I will not be humbled

🍜 The lifestyle is: eat ramen, look expensive

Verdict: 10/10, would financially ruin myself again. If you're in Charlotte, go see Lauren Cage at The Mill Salon in Fort Mill. People can't tell it's fake, and I will never shut up about it.