The Lawn Boiz

The Lawn Boiz

By George and John and Ian and SigComedy
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The Lawn Boiz episodes

  • When Worlds Collide

    AI takes over our wretched lives.


    When worlds collide, you can run
    But no can hide!
    When worlds collide, you'll laugh so hard you'll swear you've died
    When worlds collide
    Hold my hand, I'll be your guide when worlds collide
    Buckle, buckle, buckle up for the sweetest ride
    And prepare to have your mind blown wide when worlds collide
    When worlds collide
    When worlds collide, it's a curious thing
    Bet ya never heard a robot and a caveman sing
    In his metal chest are some working parts
    How is that different from by beating heart?
    I'm from the future
    And I'm from the past
    But that don't mean this friendship wasn't built to last
    He was made in a lab and I was born in a cave
    So let me hear you holler for this inter-era rave!
    You, you, you can run
    But no can hide!
    When, when worlds collide

    57 min
  • President John (9.10.23)

    Season 4 is here! This isn't actually the first episode we recorded this fall, but has Sig published his episode? No. Does Sig even care about his friends? Probably not. Is Sigmund some kind of psychopath slash devil-worshipper? Likely. Enjoy this episode hosted by George!

    41 min
  • Bird Day

    The birthday boy demands that his jesters (all of whom are named Tom Fool) entertain him with jokes and segments. He invites you all to listen.

    1 hr 10 min
  • Dream Vacations

    We still have a podcast goys! We do another draft in this one, fantasizing about our dream vacations. George hosts. Stay tuned until the end for a special, extra-long update of what we've been up to recently. Emma Watson makes an unlikely appearance.

    1 hr 19 min
  • Cohost or Comost

    John, George, and Sig co-host for the first time in Lawnboiz history. They contemplate a would you rather and play some games, while doing the most to prove they're not as dumb as they appear.

    57 min
  • Chipunks

    Listener beware: This episode is sped up for comedic effect. The gang discusses baked goods and what to do if you win the lottery.

    39 min

About The Lawn Boiz

From the publisher's feed

The Lawn Boiz are four friends (George, Ian, Sig, and John) who used to live together. Now they are spread out across the country and have a weekly call full of inscrutable inside jokes, recorded for…