The League of Record

Week 3 of Year 11 and the OGs of the OGs are here, H-Town, Fart Toot Squeak, Amburgers, and Boom are back chopping it up. Recaps hit both leagues: Oscar’s 73-66 barnburner, Mac Attack torching Tetario, Texas Tornadoes 3-0, Boom beating the champ, Thomas sneaking one with 4.20 points, and Amburgers dropping 160+ with Sadiq on the Peens. Then it’s trades, relegation math, Shiny’s situation, Diamond Dogs’ names aren’t producing, Jackin Goff is on the Herbert struggle bus, Mac Attack is hoarding RBs and ignoring offers. Discord crown from the week gets awarded; voicemails from Chase, The Guy Next Door at 11:18pm on a Monday Night, and some amazing work by Texas Tornados mid Waymo still haunted by JSN and letting it fly at the Kickers Njigba! Mid pod Boom’s forgotten offer to Texas Tornadoes gets accepted live. Bold predictions are back, and the question, 3-0 in the Peens or 0-3 in the Premier? Okay it's not a question...spread the lineup, not the rash.

Fart Toot, Amburgers, and guest Kickers Njigba recap a brutal, lopsided week across Premier and Champeens. Some are living the dream with Josh Allen and JSN both exploding; most of the league is living the opposite. The crew digs into the massive Bijan/Olave deal, the Peens League’s $10 FAAB stunt, Chop League waiver chaos, and why Premier trades have gone quiet.

Discord highlights (the AI bot is not holding back), Bread Bois, voicemails from Guy Next Door and Texas Tornadoes, and the usual mix of injury luck, patience vs. panic, and whether fantasy football is actually easy when nobody gets hurt.

Week 3 awaits, enjoy it while it lasts...enjoy it as long as you caaaannnn.

Week 1 is in the books, and the league is already in Lana Straw mid-season form. The Guy Next Door joins to talk joining Lana Straw, why the fall now owns his brain, and a brutal Week 1 that left him questioning everything. The crew hits Premier and Champeens highs and lows, the close ones that went down to the wire, Chop League FAAB chaos, drama filled kicker point gate and the final decision, early trades, Discord heat, and TGND's amazing review magazine. The episode ends with a rousing poop discussion.

Fart Toot, H-Town, and Amburgers break down draft weekend and the hemorrhoid games. Booms triumph, All Gold No Glory's Glory, Amburgers despair, egg roll delight, creme brulees, and perfect steak. It was an epic weekend.

LANA STRAW!!! The 2026 Season is upon us, year 11 of Lana Straw is about to begin! Fart Toot, Amburgers, and H-Town get you excited for the upcoming season and break down draft weekend. Fart Toot is still beaming with his championship glow while Amburgers faces the realties of what he faces on draft weekend. Get involved, get excited, and call us with your draft weekend excitement ‪(469) 249-0255‬! Good luck this year Lana Straw!

We celebrate our champions Fart Toot Squeak, and Back Door Heat! They both join H Town and Amburgers and recap Back Door Heats season along with the amazing championship final, as well as Fart Toot Squeaks incredible run from relegated to champion. They listen to some voicemails from Boom and Jackin Goff before and after their games. Finally the painful process of discussing the relegation battle takes place as Amburgers grasps at reasons for relegation and bemoans the system. Thanks to all who listened this year and we'll see you on the next one!

Championship hopeful Diamond Dogs joins the crew to talk about his week 1 playoff win and looks ahead to his big matchup this week. Everyone dives into the week that was and what is ahead. Amburgers defends his relegation team, and offers some insight to the current system. Discusiions on next years playoff seeding and possible rule changes are broken down. Shout out to some great discord moments this week are discussed and much more! It's playoff and relegation season!

We know who is out and who is in! The playoffs are here and Fart Toot, H Town, and Amburgers break it all down! They take deep dives into both leagues and the week that led up to the playoffs. Amburgers proposes some potential changes for next year. And a final look at some bench situations on the Champeens, and lets just say, it is not pretty. This episode is power packed for the playoffs, good luck Lana Straw!!

Warrens $2 Warriors (Tyler Warren has not been on his team for some time) joins Fart Toot and Amburgers to discuss his first season in the premier league! He also recaps his stellar performance at draft weekend and we get some insight into why he dominated pool football. The playoff picture is coming into view and they break down both leagues and what each manager needs in the coming week. They round it out with a look back at all the drama in college football last week, and the coaching shuffles across the sport.

Happy Thanksgiving! Fart Toot, H Town, and Amburgers take a deep look into the playoff standings in both leagues. They take a look at some sleeper teams, and listen to a listener voicemail! Then break down the trades and the trade deadline drama going on in some teams front offices behind the scenes. They round it out by sharing what they are thankful for on this Thanksgiving.