The boys got together to recap the most wonderful time of the year, LANA STRAW DRAFT WEEKEND. They fight through the sore muscles and burst hemorrhoids to relive some of the best moments of draft weekend, and dive in to both leagues drafts. Lana Straw 2025 is off to a roaring start! This was recorded before the Micah Parsons trade FYI, otherwise Amburgers' disposition would've been way worse.

Draft weekend is nigh! Fart Toot, H Town, and Amburgers get you ready for the upcoming draft weekend. They say goodbye to some fallen Straw's and yearn for their return. Break down what to expect this weekend as well as some expectations for the attendees. They also look at some trade and keeper scenarios to help everyone better understand what some of the rules are and how it functions come draft weekend. Stretch your groins, stretch your buns, and get your keepers in order, draft weekend is HERE!!

"We're Baaaaaaaaaaaack" Sam Ehlinger post Sugar Bowl.gif The boys have returned to kick off a new season! The Commish, the back to back, and the 3 time have convened to break some huge draft weekend news. For any suggestions and ideas for draft weekend, please go to the suggestion box channel on the discord!

The first ever back to back champion in Lana Straw history Amburgers opens the episode with a royal celebration! He issues a very important statement then shares and passes out gifts he has for the entire league! Fart Toot reflects on the relegation journey and everyone evaluates the state of the relegation process. Then also setup what the next rules meeting might look like as they go through the various changes that may be voted on for next year.

Thank you Lana Straw for listening this season and to all of our guests. This is the best league in Fantasy Football! We're looking to have some episodes this offseason and continue some league discussions in the off season, stay tuned!

Not only one but TWO members of the Champeens League joined the pod this week. Average Joes and David's Darlings are on the precipice of promotion if they can secure wins this week. We look at their seasons and what's at stake in the coming week. Do they understand the gravity of the situation? Everyone digs into the amazing first week of playoff action and relegation tourney, and look ahead to the big matchups this week!

The moment has arrived, a playoff for glory is set, and a race to maintain relevance is off. Dirty South joins the pod to make it two playoff teams and two relegation race teams on the show this week. We run down the final week as the playoffs were cemented. We take a look at the matchups for the first week of playoffs and what it's like to be in the potential relegation zone. There was some turmoil and discord in the discord this past week so we break that down, what is a Cinderella? Does Boom have a glass slipper? And finally Amburgers brings some classic audio from last year. We listen to ourselves a year ago expounding on the initial thoughts of a relegation tournament. What were the thoughts on being relegated this time last year?

Oh boy....this time of year is always intriguing in Lana Straw. However Lana Straw 2024 with the relegation tournament looming and the guaranteed safety from relegation if you make the playoffs, has the tension ratcheted up to an entirely new level. Technically going into this last week only two spots are officially wrapped up (apologies for last week, those playoff standings weren't correct). Fart Toot, H-Town, and Amburgers review last weeks action, and the crazy Monday night happenings. They acknowledge Shineys mark he has made on Lana Straw. A detailed playoff breakdown is dug into looking at the many possible scenarios as well as the relegation tournament scenarios. A time for reflection is had as they all reflect on the mental and sometimes physical stress this league may be having on some members. They also take a look down at the Champeens league seeing as their playoffs are wrapped up with a week left in the regular season. And then a healthy debate is had as they take a look on what the bonus wins setting would have on the premier league and some various rules that may be proposed for the Premiere League next year.

It's the episode you all have feared, Amburgers unleashed! As the Ramsays are tied up with Thanksgiving, Amburgers took to the mic solo to recap the week that was. Multiple playoff berths were achieved this week aka cementing their spot in Lana Straw for next year. He goes over the scoreboard for the week, including a Boom Baum style loss for Amburgers by less than a point. Fart Toot stays alive! He takes a look at some trades at the deadline and where everyone stands with draft dollars. The playoff picture and relegation tourney is setup with its current standings. And he ends the podcast by going over some historic Texas football history involving a family member and how a President helped to define the national champion. To end we listen to some audio from the radio station The Ticket in Dallas laying out how promotion and relegation could look like in the NFL. Lana Straw is paving the way for the future of football everywhere. Put this episode in 2x get through it fast and enjoy your thanksgiving!

The first team to clinch their spot into the Lana Straw Playoffs, and more importantly to avoid relegation and guarantee their spot in Lana Straw Premiere League next year, Diamond Dogs joins the pod! He shares his fantasy football history, how draft weekend was for him entering a weekend of mostly people he's meeting for the first time, and how he clinched his premier league spot! The Diamond Dogs also gather round to encourage Scott on his difficult season thus far. A close look at playoff scenarios is dug into as we discuss the seeding conundrums and what teams may face as we inch closer to the playoffs.