Fart Toot Squeak, H Town, and Amburgers join together to analyze the season thus far and break down each team. They start with a quick recap of both leagues for week 7 then dive right in. They share their own power rank list. They discuss the Willies waiver swagger and how calls out the discord. Some people get ripped and they wrap it up with a new segment "Amburgers To Go Bag." Can you recognize the NFL broadcast theme songs?

Texas Tornadoes joins Fart Toot Squeak and Amburgers for this week's episode! He shares his experience in Lana thus far and how his draft strategy has developed in the league. They recap the typical MNF madness in Lana Straw including TGND's amazing gif. The team survivor pool champs are crowned, and look forward to individual pool coming up. They discuss some of the champeen excitement along with some Premier managers getting ripped. Most importantly they break down the trades of the week including some 5.0 earthquakes that sent shockwaves through Lana.

With a lot to catch up on these last two weeks, Fart Toot, H Town, and Amburgers go over recent trades, waiver targets, and Shiney's recent domination. How injuries have affected the league and some managers. Some Champeens get ripped, we play some listener voicemails and look across the standings!

Its a packed pod! The Jackal, Shiny Hiney, and fresh off his first win in nearly two years, The Wheaton Di...no Fantasy is a Sham...wait Yay, or whatever his name is, THOMAS, joins Fart Toot and Amburgers for this star studded episode. You get to hear about how these Three Musketeers came to be, and a look at their seasons thus far. Spoiler, the Jackal likes where he's at. A wild recap of Monday Night Football with some joy and heartbreak is discussed. They break down the trades of the week as well as debuting a new intro for Booms trade corner. Some people get ripped and of course some bold predictions are made. But wait there's more! The Cowboys fans stick around for an episode after the episode as they share in a Cowboys therapy session.

The Titan of trades, the Toast of Trade Town, the man transfixed on trades, Boom Baum joins the pod! The crew starts with a recap of Booms season thus far, and dive into his trade psychology. Then a quick update on the survivor pool and The Jackals amazing week. How could we do a podcast without acknowledging Lana Straw's own Brandon Aubrey?! A new segment, Boom Baums trade corner is debuted with a recap of some recent trading as Amburgers and Boom duke it out along with Fart Toot QB hoarding. A blockbuster trade takes place during the episode, and another new segment is debuted "It's Time to Get Ripped!". This is a jam packed episode you don't want to miss it! Let us know your thoughts at 469-249-0255 and leave a voicemail for the podcast! Maybe you have a question, a suggestion, need some different angles on a Lana trade offer, anything let us know!

The first week is in the books and do Fart Toot... wait no My Kittle Hurts, Amburgers, H Town, and guest Willie Nillies overreact to week 1?! They look at the trade deals from the last week and the Waiver Wire bonanza for Herbert and QJ. Amburgers offers up an interesting peace offering to TGND. H Town would like to emphasize the projections this year, and they round it out with some BOLD predictions and a start/sit discussion.

Fart Toot and Amburgers are joined by the great John aka TGND from the Premier League and Chase aka Jerry Owner + Jerry GM from the Champeens! Fresh off his #1 ESPN projected draft Chase shares his experience from the draft weekend in Fredericksburg and what we can expect out of his team this year. Do we have another live trade take place on the pod? TGND shares some info on an amazing project he's working on to take Lana to an entirely new level! And we all recount some recent trade proceedings including some interesting trade reversals. Lets go Lana Straw, good luck this year!!

The boys got together to recap the most wonderful time of the year, LANA STRAW DRAFT WEEKEND. They fight through the sore muscles and burst hemorrhoids to relive some of the best moments of draft weekend, and dive in to both leagues drafts. Lana Straw 2025 is off to a roaring start! This was recorded before the Micah Parsons trade FYI, otherwise Amburgers' disposition would've been way worse.

Draft weekend is nigh! Fart Toot, H Town, and Amburgers get you ready for the upcoming draft weekend. They say goodbye to some fallen Straw's and yearn for their return. Break down what to expect this weekend as well as some expectations for the attendees. They also look at some trade and keeper scenarios to help everyone better understand what some of the rules are and how it functions come draft weekend. Stretch your groins, stretch your buns, and get your keepers in order, draft weekend is HERE!!

"We're Baaaaaaaaaaaack" Sam Ehlinger post Sugar Bowl.gif The boys have returned to kick off a new season! The Commish, the back to back, and the 3 time have convened to break some huge draft weekend news. For any suggestions and ideas for draft weekend, please go to the suggestion box channel on the discord!