The League of Sedentary Gentlemen

First part of yet another two part session: Game of Thrones sneaker madness. All shoes should be sold as unisex. Don’t hate on my custom XJ’s. My family owns Nazi guns and cousin Jade wants them. The world of guns outside of CA is very different. Dumb kids and guns don’t mix. And so much … Continue reading Man Cave Discussions: Mississippi Wet Wipe →

The second part of another two parter: Mr. White started the zombie apocalypse. “Gawd damn it, where’s my brittle”. Ron’s got the gout. My myspace page would crash your shit, but it was dope. More on Stubby’s time with Whole foods. Aaanndd so much more…

The first half of another two part session, full house for this one. I hate your Prius. You shouldn’t sleep while on auto pilot. R. Kelly likes em young. Ron is an ass man, also, don’t do his laundry. Starbucks is neighborhood biased. Keurig sucks. And so much more…

The second half of a double header: Childhood ruining movie reboots. Would you fight a bum? Ron’s car is the Nicaraguan banshee. Scheduling this shit is hard sometimes. Ben has bad luck with crazy homeless people.

The first half of another double episode marathon session: CVS is our unofficial sponsor for this one. Frozen seafood sucks. We talk about phones (again). Benny and Ron are late (again). The ice road to Vegas. Hate automatic hand dryers? We have a cheat code for you. And so much more….

The second half of a two part session: Ron is weirdly obsessed with Yankee Candles (sponsor?). Don’t let your kid be the “smelly kid” in class. Hank has another beer and gets weird (hide the dog). Disturbing farm animal stories (it’s not what you’re thinking). And. So. Much. More.

The first part of a double header: Hank the tank is in the Cave! Is your smart device spying on you? (Maybe). Real sneaker heads finance their shoes. Ever wonder what eating sounds like on a Yeti mic? You’re in luck (spoiler alert, it’s gross). Whatever god you believe in decides to unleash hell on … Continue reading Man Cave Discussions: F*** this driveway in particular →

Silent Benny called in sick, cousin Jade called a rain out, Stubby out doing Stubby things, so you get Ron and I, get ready for a lot of car talk.

The not so Superbowl party! Cousin Jade and Stubby are back in the cave, Cousin Jade brought some monster cookies and 2 people fell asleep during the game. Bad cops bad cops, what you gonna do? BMW drivers suck (really). Lady drivers in the I.E. watch out, Ron has his eye on you. Aaannnddd so … Continue reading Man cave Discussions: Somber Bowl Party →

Silent Benny called in sick, but he sent a clone in his place, cousin Jade is back, Broseph’s and whooo girls, strip clubs are nasty ( I wouldn’t know…), Beer is delicious, Amazon hates El Monte, your milkshake brings Ron to the yard, and so much more….