The Legend of Christopher Flash

Say Helmo to my little friend.. he's riding on my head, though i'd rather have my wife aboard the mothership.. 😂

Razotage!

You'll just have to listen to hear and grasp the gravity of THIS one.. I'm just completely puzzled by these tattoos on my head that look old, yet i just discovered under my hair last night when i shaved it... i never even had any scabbing and that baffles me.. I almost blamed my poor wife and i feel terrible about it. I also blamed others and now I'm thinking maybe no one is to blame, in this dimension.. ?

Abducted? I certainly hope not.. Check the Albemarle District Jail, if I go missing.. Or the Albemarle Sound itself.. 😅

While i was busking in New Bern, NC, a woman and her family waited till i was done packing up to leave, to pull up in their vehicle and hold out 4 ones to me.. I said, "Thank you for this, but I feel bad taking it, cause I'm already packing up and you didn't even get to hear me play!" Her reply turned my bad mood around completely and gave me hope for a brighter future. She said, " What, are you kidding me? We drove around the block like 12 times in circles listening!" It then dawned on me that there were other cars i kept noticing that looked familiar and i was getting paranoid unnecessarily, it would seem. What a compliment!

Day of Reckoning?

The Wicked Witch of the East (coast)

teaching my wife Kelli how to play with my podcast

Been a bit too long since i've done an episode, because my last one never uploaded and disappeared into cyber oblivion forever, for some reason, and i got so pissed off that i lost a bunch of funny jokes and so i said to myself, "fuck this shit, I'm never poscasting again!" But time heals all wounds, so ima do my own rendition of Nirvana's "Something in the Way" in the special tuning i invented, as a special comeback thingy to make amends with everyone.. yeah, yeah.. "like there's anybody listening to even make amends with," yes , i know, but still.. you never know; someday I just may prove that I WASN'T just talking to myself this whole time.. 😏

Turns out the mythical pot-o-gold at the end of a rainbow is more like a toilet-o-brown.. me.. 😂 i just drove through a freaking rainbow in the middle of the road, right across from a tiny church called the church of the prophet, and it had a cloud at the top that looked like an old man puking rainbows.. 🤨 I'm irish and i've never once yet seen the bottom end of a rainbow, let alone driven through one, until now.

Continued from Episode 11 - Christal Chryst versus the Magma Monster.. 😂