Nostradamus wrote his prophesies in over 900 poems which is roughly the average number of poems you can find in a 1970s birthday greeting card. In this episode, we continue to celebrate Micky/Eunice/Grandma and her birthday. She's 96 this year! Happy Birthday to the best grandma a girl could ever want.

In this episode, we analyze grandma Mickey's numerology profile -a very 90s gift from her daughter. Can the numbers accurately describe Grandma? Can the universe know the unknowable? We find out.

In this episode, we hear about Kathy One's first weeks of college - classes, teachers, new friends, and a neat intercom system. Then we get two memorandums from eveyone's favorite ship the USS Chester CA-27 Heavy Cruiser. One funny and one devastating. FILGO!

In this episode, we revisit the Mama Mia Gasolina remix we never knew we needed, followed by an Obituary for great grandfather Dr. Zilisch, first husband of Anne of the Terrible Handwriting. We also hear from Kathy One, who continues to prove why she's everyone's favorite correspondent.

Inside you there are two wolves: one likes the smell of sharpies and one gagged. In this episode, we read two letters from Grandma Mickey who is still leaving out all the hot gossip for face to face. The don’t put it in an email culture of letter writing times.

In this episode, grandma Mickey is all business even though its a Wednesday NIGHT. But no thinly veiled innuendos, she doesn't have time for the apricot harvest is upon us. And Kathy One steals work stationary and uses company time to write a letter thin on gossip.

In this episode we have: idealism! realism! pregnancy scares! toxic masculinity! idealism! psychoanalysis! dentists! Wisconsin! Ibsen!

In this episode, we read a letter penned by deadbeat dad Bud from the Miller Brewing Company and then Eunice's snappy reply - did she ever send it? We then also read another Eunice letter, written on Friday night to grandpa wink wink nudge nudge.

In this episode we read two letters from grandma Mickey, one of which contains an article about 33 thousand chickens and the other a letter to a therapist that she later denied she had. Never trust a Gemini.

In this episode, we reveal the findings of our (mostly Sam's) research into the life and times of Dud Etter and discover that this story we've been reading for 13 weeks is actually true! And also a lot of talk about cheese because Wisconsin.