In this episode, we discover that Peter stands at the pearly gates of Heaven and judges people's outfits. He is the bouncer for Heaven. You don't need to know anything else.

In this episode we get a doozy of a letter from Anne Hill who is complaining about her husband John (Jack) (don't even get us started about why Jack is the nickname for John), who - in all fairness - sucked. Then we get a letter from record-keeping Grandpa that delivers a measure of shade to his dear old mother-in-law (Anne Hill), bringing us full circle.

In this episode, we meet cat Amanda in a biblical Christmas card from Sam and Kathy One. A subdued letter from Anne Hill still manages to contain a generous serving of pressure, shame, and gossip.

In this episode, Auntie reaches next level Auntie with an astrology-based card, entering her next Era. And we read through a NINE page letter from Lynn about everything under the sun, but mostly her boyfriend Carl.

In this episode, we learn a lot about Grandpa through the many enormous greeting cards that he sent Grandma over their marriage and how we would like to be "greeting card people".

In this episode, we read a letter from deadbeat dad Bud to Eunice with custody arrangements. Another letter contains the scandalous news that Rose wore SLACKS (gasp) to her own mother's funeral. Can you even imagine.

In the episode, a letter includes a photo of a child gun club. And another epistle, delivered in a Thomas Kinkade card. Calling it now, Thomas Kinkade is coming back.

In this edition, some major grievances are aired by grandma (Eunice), in the direction of grandpa (Laury) who is in the hospital across the country for ... wisdom teeth? And a story about dogwood trees and our old friend, Jesus.

A searing investigation of the American Greeting card industry by Sam and Manette. Join us as we dive into the dark underbelly of Hallmark's rumspringa years.

We, still in the Caribbean, continue to talk at the echoing wall and read through a huge stack of greeting cards that feature a sad elephant, hand stuff, and coastal granma vibes, amongst other things.