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In this episode, Tom goes on an epic rant that made editing harder for Bryan, but the final product is, we hope, quite funny.

The B and B (Brandy or Bourbon and Benedictine):
https://www.thespruceeats.com/brandy-and-benedictine-recipe-759285

The Stories:

No more Red Pandas as Wake Up Calls:
https://www.nbcnews.com/world/china/china-red-panda-wake-call-service-hotel-viral-video-red-note-rcna215162

Time Travel to Cover Up Murder:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/anna-repkina-murder-william-hargrove-love-triangle-time-travel/

Dumbass Moves To Russia Thinking We'll Have More Freedom:
https://nypost.com/2025/07/22/world-news/american-who-joined-russian-army-to-escape-woke-us-has-been-sent-to-the-frontlines-wife-says/

Let's Find Torbo the Cat:
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/b-c-couple-missing-cat-shirt-1.7585002

Everyone's Favorite Next Door MILF (not really):
https://nypost.com/2025/07/14/lifestyle/mormon-onlyfans-star-planning-to-surgically-become-virgin-again/

Stop Bringing Your Pee:
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/02/scotland-Saltoun-Surgery-urine-samples/4131751472898/

This Week in Duh:
The FURRIES Act:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/the-furries-act-would-ban-texas-students-from-using-litter-boxes-in-school-critics-say-it-targets-a-problem-that-doesnt-exist-232330380.html

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The Drink:
The Fitzgerald: https://www.foodandwine.com/fitzgerald-cocktail-recipe-8692781

The Stories:
TSA urges people to stop trying to use a Costco card as a sufficient REAL ID:
https://www.wsfa.com/2025/06/06/tsa-urges-people-stop-trying-use-costco-card-sufficient-real-id/#jws1au56yepvkb57za6d23t2eoolh67

We're married?
https://www.klfy.com/national/texas-woman-arrested-wedding-scam/

A man and his tank-bed
https://www.utubepublisher.in/2025/07/man-invents-motorized-bed-on-wheels-china.html

A Felon Self Reports His Own Felony and Commits Another Felony:
https://www.howellcountynews.com/local/felon-reports-own-attempt-buy-gun-arrested-dwi-day

The Hospital That is Also a Waterpark:
https://www.marimnhealth.org/about-us/

The Mechanical Turks:
https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/ai-company-files-for-bankruptcy-after-being-exposed-as-700-human-engineers-3208136/

This Week in Duh:
RFK JunDurrrrrrrr:
https://www.npr.org/sections/shots-health-news/2025/06/14/nx-s1-5429732/ancient-miasma-theory-may-help-explain-health-secretary-robert-f-kennedy-jr-s-vaccine-moves

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We list off some of the worst songs ever. Later, Bryan does one of his impressions!

The Drink: The Piña Colada

• 1/2 medium lime
• 1/2 cups frozen pineapple chunks (about 2 1/2 ounces)
• 3 ounces well-stirred coconut cream (not cream of coconut)
• 2 ounces white rum
• 2 ounces simple syrup

But it all in a blender and enjoy!

DJ Can Collector:
https://www.oddee.com/australian-man-buys-a-house-by-recycling-half-a-million-cans-and-bottles-75231/

Guns and Lambos:
https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2025/06/05/1-arrested-after-shots-fired-from-rented-lamborghini-during-wedding-celebration-in-dearborn/

We Do Not Endorse Abuse:
https://960weli.iheart.com/content/2025-05-28-woman-slams-boys-head-into-plane-window-because-he-called-her-miss-piggy/

Here Kitty Kitty!
https://www.denver7.com/news/front-range/its-not-a-normal-cat-bobcat-found-inside-ken-caryl-home-unimpressed-by-use-of-high-tech-tricks

It's OK, John Wilkes Booth is Dead!
https://people.com/toddler-afraid-of-john-wilkes-booth-after-visiting-ford-theatre-exclusive-11723716

Amazon Humanoids are Here for Your JERBS!
https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/amazon-prepares-test-humanoid-robots-package-deliveries-information-reports-2025-06-05/

This Week in Duh:
No More Chemtrails (whew!):
https://www.reddit.com/r/NewsOfTheStupid/comments/1l236nd/louisiana_passes_bill_to_ban_chemtrails/

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This episode is packed with song and dance and Jell-O shots. We have animal stories, and Bryan talks about his disdain for pickles.

The Drink: The Long Island Iced Tea

• ½ fluid ounce vodka
• ½ fluid ounce rum
• ½ fluid ounce gin
• ½ fluid ounce tequila
• ½ fluid ounce triple sec (orange-flavored liqueur)
• 1 fluid ounce sweet and sour mix
• 1 fluid ounce cola, or to taste
• 1 lemon slice

The Stories:

Woman divorced husband after ChatGPT predicts affair:
https://www.techspot.com/news/107925-woman-divorces-husband-after-chatgpt-reads-coffee-grounds.html

JELL-O Shots for Kids:
https://local12.com/news/nation-world/ems-called-to-school-after-student-hands-out-jello-shots-to-classmates-alcohol-content-danger-cincinnati-adult-beverages-education-system-alcoholic-abundance-caution-top-priority-counselors-assistance-processing-administrators-privacy-laws-safety

Man really loves Lowe's:
https://www.fox10tv.com/2025/05/13/police-find-naked-man-lowes-display-shed-with-vaseline-phone/

Escape was to easy:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/new-orleans-jail-escape-photos-rcna207360

Kangaroo fisticuffs, and then he died:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/may/12/man-died-kangaroo-fight-south-carolina-zoo

Cash in on your allergies:
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/whataburger-lawsuit-houston-onions-allergies-b2753802.html

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It's a good thing our mics stifle laughter. Hopefully it's contagious and you laugh with us. Bryan gets really drunk due to a risky cocktails substitution.

The Drink:
https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/a62599833/cherry-lime-margarita-recipe/

Parking Garage Fiasco:
 https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/winnipeg-pedestrian-run-over-st-james-1.7491149

The (Florida) Man With Three Wives
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/local-news/i-team-investigates/florida-man-arrested-for-having-3-wives-in-3-different-counties

The Foot Fetish House Hunter
 https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/local/realtors-man-touching-women-feet-house-showings/67-c2ff4c66-d9d8-4286-b42d-3242c6b50d63

Middle-Aged Men Pokemon Cards:
 https://collectorclub.co.uk/trading-cards/japan-middle-aged-man-trading-cards/

Fuji Phone Fiasco:
 https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/apr/28/student-rescued-from-mount-fuji-twice-in-one-week

The AI Pillbot:
 https://www.stuff.co.nz/wellbeing/360675143/wellington-boy-12-creates-ai-pill-bot-stop-grandmother-taking-wrong-medication

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This week is LULDian to the max: Arson, Tigers, Sex Toys, Boobs and Cats.

The Drink: The Negroni
https://www.liquor.com/recipes/negroni/

World's First Sperm Race:
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/04/17/Sperm-Racing-Los-Angeles-Hollywood-Palladium/1181744921463/

Incels and Migrant Wives:
https://www.politicalflare.com/2025/04/california-gubernatorial-candidate-threatens-immigrants-with-deportation-if-they-dont-marry-incels/

Ya Been Hatfished:
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/if-youre-on-a-dating-app-chances-are-youve-been-hatfished-ano_l_68013a64e4b0b87197a6dfe3

The Staten Island Sex Toy Fire:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/state-island-sex-toy-fire-212500678.html

Emotional Support Tigers:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/nevada-man-arrested-7-emotional-support-tigers-seized-home-rcna199984

WTF is Happening in Texas:
https://www.axios.com/local/richmond/2025/04/17/texas-school-district-virginia-flag-ban-nudity

This week in DUH:
Abbey Road is just a road:
https://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/25060638.tourists-upset-discovering-abbey-road-just-road/

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Our best episode since the break!

The Drink: The White Russian
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/222900/white-russian-cocktail/

Police Chief Bob Farley has a lot of explaining to do:
https://patch.com/new-jersey/hoboken/police-chief-defecated-office-put-viagra-coffee-nj-cops-claim

Boeing Bannis latch issues:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/ntsb-warns-of-boeing-evacuation-slide-issues/ar-AA1CfoOs?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=HCTS&cvid=1f20eed594a0438b8ee0190d5e8f4a2e&ei=54

Napoleon loses to bunnies:
https://justhistoryposts.com/2023/01/27/a-brief-moment-of-history-when-napoleon-took-on-rabbits/

"Hannibal Lecter" goes on a first date:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/sex-relationships/guy-made-cannibal-confession-first-35000830

Alien invasion list:
https://www.mentalfloss.com/states-most-likely-to-survive-alien-invasion

Free refills? I don't think so, Florida Man:
https://97x.com/florida-man-lemonade-stand-refill/

This week in duh:
https://www.thelocal.fr/20250206/french-train-passenger-fined-e150-for-using-phone-on-speaker

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This one has everything, Vape-agotchis, WTF Texas?, And Dough Ball Clusches.

The Drink: The Gin and Tonic
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/49355/gin-and-tonic/

Vape or your Tamagotchi will die:
https://screenshot-media.com/culture/internet-culture/new-york-vaping-invention-tamagotchi/

Public lagoon sex:
https://nypost.com/2025/03/26/lifestyle/couple-caught-having-sex-at-family-swimming-spot-make-a-shocking-demand-to-onlookers-we-were-in-disbelief/

Texas laws about sex toys:
 https://www.chron.com/news/article/texas-sex-toys-law-20245944.php

There's a turtle in my pants:
 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ap-us-tsa-turtle-in-pants_n_67d0c426e4b08ae973d944e8

The dough ball clutch:
 https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/you-can-280-clutch-handbag-34949905

Reeking havoc with farts:
 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rhiannon-evans-sent-farts-to-boyfriends-ex_n_679bb76ae4b0db2051ad1efd

This week in duh:
 https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/jd-vance-moans-its-cold-1058463

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Virginia Zoo responds to gorilla escape rumors: 'we don't have those':
 https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/14/Virginia-Zoo-escaped-gorilla-hoax/9441741983178/

A Diamond in the Rough:
https://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/gilder-follow-285937

Dogs can shoot guns:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/memphis-man-says-was-shot-dog-lying-bed-rcna196189

The great python CBD Oil heist:
https://www.woodtv.com/news/nexstar-media-wire/men-with-pythons-wanted-for-tennessee-gas-station-theft/amp/

The great donut emergency:
 https://nypost.com/2025/03/01/lifestyle/oklahoma-toddler-calls-police-about-emergency-doughnuts/

(Cat) resting bitch face:
 https://www.reuters.com/technology/feline-okay-app-that-tells-you-if-your-cats-happy-2021-07-27/

This week in DUH:
https://viewfromthewing.com/tiktokers-convinced-travelers-to-show-up-15-minutes-before-flights-now-airlines-are-giving-away-their-seats/

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#DroppingThingsOnYourFoot
https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/national/24956420.tiktokers-dropping-heavy-objects-feet-viral-trend-risk-lifetime-pain/

Valentine's Day "in Paris" . . . oh wait . . . murder?
https://people.com/man-allegedly-killed-wife-reaction-valentines-day-plans-police-11683783

Soon Bang tells you "soon bang":
https://nj1015.com/woman-named-soon-bang-charged-with-running-nj-sex-parlor/

I should put my sex doll away . . . wait . . . I should burn it!
https://wrat.com/2025/02/24/college-kid-set-fire-to-hide-his-sex-doll/

The "Weekend at Bernie's" Flight:
https://boingboing.net/2025/02/25/couple-made-to-sit-with-corpse-on-plane-for-4-hours.html

I am sure Google can pay this:
https://www.pcmag.com/news/russian-court-slaps-google-with-a-20-decillion-fine-heres-why

This Week in Duh (turns out Measles parties are a bad idea):
https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/02/texas-official-warns-against-measles-parties-as-outbreak-keeps-growing/

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