On the eve of potential birth, the Apes discuss David’s negative energy (from his pregnant wife’s perspective), the relationship strengths of cats and dogs, and Don initiates a brand new national poll outside of a 7-Eleven in Las Vegas.

A quick update on the second Himmel baby itching to crawl out into the world and a long-form discussion of the availability of 200+ streaming options and over a million podcasts effectively passifying the minds of everyone in the world.

After a bit of technical difficulty, Don & David get the goddamned podcast recorded. Discussions of Himmel’s upcoming second child, biologicall clocks, the bizarre viral video of Josh Hawley and Khiara Bridges, and David’s insane hatred of Hotel California ensue. Also, Don has a lot of sock babies…

David is flirting with nihilism after the latest mass shooting. Don is more optimistic. The chimps dive in and discuss solutions to American gun violence. Also, Harry joins the ApeCast and Don records from inside of an old paint can!

Happy Fourth of July!

The Chimps on Microphones discuss the possibility of a Civil War as the SCOTUS rips rights away from us, the question of a better slogan than “My Body, My Choice” is asked and answered plus a very strange Rorschach of the News.

David’s back from France and all brought home was diarrhea! A brief recap of his trip, a discussion of being a spouse to a partner who sees little else but flaws, and Dons impending exit from Sin City.

I Like to Watch Podcast co-host Donnie Smith joins Don this week because David has diarhea in Munich. Instead of movies, Donnie and Don talk about the Big Lie, the hypocrisy of Hollywood, and the rage Smith has at anyone who bought into cryptocurrency.

David is in Cannes for the next two weeks so Don snagged some time with Joe and they jawed on about sci-fi TV, the January 6th Commission, and being old, white guys in America.

Joining the Apes is the Vegas equivalent of a machismo comic book nerd and Literate Ape contributor, our very own Dr. K. The three monkeys talk about vasectomies (which David is considering after child number two) and the increasing vapidness of the MCU. Plus Rorschach of the News and six things recommended that you consume this week.

David just crossed over into 43 years and started pre-gaming before the recording. He’s a little blitzed but manages to give us a few lessons learned on his birthday.