A long-winded meandering of topics with no compass to guide it. Don quit his job, Katie has a stranger request to dress him to go to hospital, Rorschach of the News, and Six Things but I’ll be damned if tgeir is rhyme or reason to this conversation.

David and Don are joined by guest Vincent Truman and the three catch up with Vince’s prognosis on Portland, OR, shameless self promotion of a film he and David made before they could drink legally, and the incredibly stupid things that have made them laugh hard enough to feel exhausted.

Plus, Rorschach of the News (where we learn of Don’s utter disgust with Pelaton) and Six Things.

David completely spoils the sixth episode of The Book of Boba Fett as the guys talk about his assertion that the series is all about religious dogma. David revisits his Literate Ape article bemoaning the NYT purchase of Wordle and Don introduces a new segment called Rorschach of the News.

David finally saw Spiderman: No Way Homeand so he and Don can do a spoiler-laden discussion of the film. Don saw the latest Oliver Stone salvo regarding the JFK assassination and, knowing David is a long-historied JFK conspracy theorist, opens up that can of worms.

Don asks the question “What are you gonna do when the GOP wins the midterms?” and the two hosts go on an audio journey that encompasses an interview David had with Rudy Giuliani, an inarticulate quote from Kamala Harris, and some stuff about the Clintons. Following that up is the answer to the question “Does David suddenly sound like a Republican in April 2020 in regards to COVID?”

And Don does the single worst impression of Fauci on record.

The Apes ring in January 2022 with the tale of David’s battle with Omicron, some discussion about the anniversary of the January 6 attack on the US Capitol, and two very different perspectives on Adam McKay’s Netflix satire Don’t Look Up.

ApeCast producer Dana Jerman does a Kansas follow-up from her interview with her mother-in-law last year by sitting in the garage with with her father-in-law, Lawrence Volbrecht, and letting the tools inspire her guest for stories of silver making, bullriding, barfights, and boxing.

In the pursuit of predicting both personal and societal future, the chimps discover that David’s In-Laws think he’s basically Jerry Seinfeld, that Don has no Jew Radar, David’s barber is a benign racist, and present three headlines to predict their personal journeys in the coming year and five headlines that foretell the trends and news of 2022.

WARNING: There might be weed and whiskey involved so this fucking thing devolves into two morons drooling on their iPads.

David and Don walk through the possibilities of a second American Civil War. Has it already started? Will people die en masse? And what about Jussie?