The Local Big Time Show

The Local Big Time Show

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The Local Big Time Show episodes

  • Beer League Dynasty Mode Activated

    Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show, where the boys are thawing out but still riding championship energy. This week, Sam recaps the annual pond hockey tournament and how the squad pulled off a four-year dynasty on the ice, cementing their beer-league legend status. From frozen toes to chirps echoing across the pond, it’s everything you’d expect from hockey played in the elements.
    Jesse and Sam also dive into the upcoming Winter Olympics, debate which youth sport would be the absolute worst to sit through, and relive the pain of a terrible Super Bowl that somehow managed to disappoint everyone.
    Of course, the chaos continues: Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth proves we still can’t open anything correctly, Snack Lords delivers questionable decisions, Looks That Go Hard returns with elite (and questionable) fits, and Couch Sesh keeps your watch list dialed in.
    It’s hockey, sports pain, snacks, and pure boys’ club energy just the way we like it. New episodes every Friday.

    0:00- Intro
    1:23- Pond Hockey Classic Recap
    15:37- Welcome to the Winter Olympics 
    51:14- The most painful Super Bowl to watch
    1:02:38- The Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth
    1:26:28- Snack Lords
    1:51:52- Couch Sesh
    1:58:15- End

    1 hr 59 min
  • Home Improvement Shows LIED to Us

    Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show, where the boys continue to debate the things that actually matter. This week, Jesse and Sam take a hard stance on the most important question in beverages: glass bottles vs. everything else, because soda absolutely tastes better when it can shatter. Sam reports live from the East Coast after getting absolutely buried in snow, while Jesse enjoys watching it happen from a safe distance. The boys also dive into home improvement shows, breaking down how TV makes renovations look fun, even though in real life it’s just your dad yelling while you hold a flashlight wrong. They talk big-picture achievements what do you even aim for after landing in the White Castle Hall of Fame and staring down a potential Guinness World Record?
    Of course, the staples are back: Snack Lords brings questionable choices, Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth proves we still can’t open a box properly, and Couch Sesh locks in what you should be watching. It’s snow, soda, dad trauma, and elite boys’ club energy, just another episode of everyday absurdity.

    0:00- Intro
    1:19- Getting f**k with snow
    18:25- Home improvement vs reality
    25:32- What challenge should we do next
    43:17- The Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth
    46:57- Snack Lords
    1:03:32- Couch Sesh
    1:09:49- End

    1 hr 10 min
  • Netflix Needs to See This

    Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show, where the boys keep the takes hot and the unboxings reckless. This week, Jesse and Sam lock in on college football and the NFL playoffs, breaking down the games that actually matter while pretending we know exactly what we’re talking about. The boys also give a big shoutout to the fans and casually let everyone know that if you’ve got a cousin, roommate, or mystery contact high up at Netflix, now would be a great time to make an introduction.
    Things take a nostalgic turn as Jesse and Sam swap legendary substitute teacher stories that feel borderline illegal in hindsight. Sam uncovers some rare Mountain Dew cans from the ’70s, while and shows off a Stranger Things Season 1 Coca-Cola collection that belongs in a museum (or a basement shrine). Of course, the staples are back: Snack Lords delivers questionable choices, Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth proves we still can’t open a box correctly, and the sports talk stays loud. It’s playoffs, nostalgia, snacks, and pure boys’ club energy exactly how we like it. 

    0:00- Intro
    1:09- Netflix shoutout
    8:50- Sports
    14:33- The Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth
    25:25- Snack Lords
    39:49- End

    40 min
  • Professors Gave Up, We Graduated

    Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show, where the boys continue to tackle life’s biggest questions with zero credentials. This week, Sam accidentally discovers dog shows on TV and can’t stop watching raising serious concerns about free time and priorities. Jesse and Sam relive the dark ages of college, breaking down how some professors seemed determined not to pass them… until they retook the class enough times that the teacher finally gave up. The boys also dive into the College Football Playoffs, then face the harsh reality of the sports drought that hits once NFL and college football seasons wrap up. Of course, the staples are back: Snack Lords brings questionable decisions, Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth proves we still can’t open a box correctly, and Couch Sesh locks in what you should be watching next. It’s sports pain, college trauma, accidental dog obsession, and peak boys’ club energy just another episode of everyday absurdity.

    0:00- Intro
    1:31- Have you ever watched dog shows?
    24:27- Are you gonna pass me or not?
    34:25- Sports
    51:04- The Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth
    54:48- Snack Lords
    1:02:48- Couch Sesh
    1:07:22- End

    1 hr 8 min
  • 2026 Is Our Year

    Welcome back to The Local Big Time Show after a long holiday break the boys are rested, reloaded, and ready to cause problems again. Jesse and Sam kick off the episode talking about why 2026 is looking bright, despite the world feeling like a simulation lately. They take aim at psychics who somehow “predict” everything after it already happens, then shift gears into a breakdown of the college football playoffs and what’s coming next. Of course, the staples are back too: Snack Lords returns with questionable choices, Couch Sesh locks in the must-watch content, and the boys deliver an epic unboxing that immediately spirals into chaos. It’s fresh starts, dumb takes, sports, snacks, and classic boys’ club energy exactly how the comeback episode should be.

    0:24- How can you be a poor psychic?
    5:41- Are ghost real?
    12:34- Intro
    14:08- 15 year curse lifted
    21:30- How was your break
    23:55- Sports
    29:45- What's the first thing you buy when the million hits your bank account?
    40:22- Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth
    53:23- Snack Lords
    1:04:56- Couch Sesh
    1:11:36- End

    1 hr 12 min
  • Buffet Tactics & Cargo Short Crimes

    Welcome to the Friday Night edition of The Local Big Time Show, where the boys tackle life’s biggest questions with zero qualifications. This week, Jesse and Sam break down the ultimate buffet strategy. What to grab first, what to avoid, and how not to embarrass yourself on lap three. The brothers also get into the chaos of gingerbread house competitions, where things somehow turn way too serious for frosting and gumdrops. Sports talk heats up with a debate around Lane Kiffin potentially heading to LSU, and Sam officially declares war on guys who wear tight cargo shorts like they’re still cool. Plus, Couch Sesh rolls on with the Christmas movie rotation officially underway. It’s food tactics, sports rumors, fashion beef, and holiday vibes all wrapped up in pure boys’ club energy. New episodes every Friday at 10PM.

    0:20:21- Why would anyone buy brand new electronics 
    5:07- Just list off all the features I'm not gonna use
    13:30- Intro
    23:33- How was your Thanksgiving
    24:40- Buffet Strategy 
    41:48- Gingerbread competition 
    55:48- Sports
    1:03:48- Lane to LSU
    1:10:02- Looks That Go Hard
    1:02:16- Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth
    1:18:08- Snack Lords
    1:35:55- Couch Sesh
    1:40:42- End

    1 hr 41 min
  • Black Friday: The Hunger Games for Appliances

    Welcome to the Friday Night Black Friday Special of The Local Big Time Show the only show brave enough to talk football, food, and full-blown retail chaos in the same episode. This week, the boys break down their Thanksgiving traditions, the elite foods, and their plans for the holiday. Before diving headfirst into the absolute madness of Black Friday shopping. Fights in the aisles, unhinged crowds, and people snapping at customer service like it’s a sport, we’re covering all of it. Sam and Jesse also take a hard stance on gingerbread houses, explain why chips and dip absolutely counts as a full meal, and rant about how Jack and Jill might be the worst movie ever made. Plus, we’re back with Looks That Go Hard, Jesse finds an Office-themed Polly Pocket for The Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth, and the boys strike gold with a stash of hidden-gem Christmas candies. And finally, the question nobody asks but everyone should: Why are there zero Thanksgiving movies? It’s the Black Friday breakdown you didn’t know you needed snacks, chaos, movies, and pure boys’ club energy.
    New episodes every Friday at 10PM.

    0:00- Intro
    1:09- Black Friday is finally here!
    4:47- Why are there no Thanksgiving movies?
    20:45- Thanksgiving Traditions
    32:54- Sports
    59:51- The Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth
    47:45- Snack Lords
    1:01:44- Looks That Go Hard
    1:04:32- What store has the most altercations on Black Friday?
    1:12:16- Couch Sesh
    1:17:41- End

    1 hr 18 min
  • The Boys Build the Local Big Time Complex

    Welcome to the Friday Night edition of The Local Big Time Show, where the takes are hot, the snacks are questionable, and the boys are firmly in midseason form. This week, Jameis Winston is back in the spotlight and already dropping absolute gems in his press conference so naturally, Jesse and Sam break it all down.The guys also tackle life’s real issues: like when your dog wipes its ass on the carpet, and whether Sam should buy a street-legal golf cart just because it “seems fun.” Jesse and Sam sketch out what the future Local Big Time complex would look like (spoiler: chaos), and laugh about the good old days of vintage wooden TVs that weighed more than a Buick. Plus, we’re back with another round of Unboxing, another dangerous session of Snack Lords, and Sam finds Spicy Skittles guaranteed to destroy his stomach and his weekend. It’s football, snacks, stupid purchases, nostalgia, and pure boys’ club energy. New episodes drop every Friday at 10PM.

    0:00- Intro
    2:30- Jamies is back
    5:31- Dog wipes his ass on the carpet
    10:20- Did you see Nick Sabin's Birthday?
    19:21- Building the Local Big Time Complex
    23:06- The Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth
    35:19- Snack Lords
    1:00:05- End

    1 hr 1 min
  • The Great Halloween Candy Review

    Welcome to the Halloween Special of The Local Big Time Show! Jesse and Sam are back with the perfect mix of candy, chaos, and late-night laughs. This week, Jesse dives into a MrBeast Peanut Butter Cup to see if it actually lives up to the hype, while Sam comes locked and loaded with a list of underrated Halloween movie gems for the ultimate Couch Sesh. The boys go off about Christmas decorations being shoved in our faces before Halloween’s even over, and Sam caps it off by finding an absolute Funko Pop gem that steals the show. It’s tricks, treats, and full-on boys’ club energy. New episodes every Friday at 10PM!

    0:00- Intro
    1:09- Halloween chirp
    6:18- Couch and a bucket of candy
    17:15- Everything is fake
    27:02- Looks That Go Hard
    39:55- The Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth
    44:17- Snack Lords
    1:08:21- Couch Sesh
    1:18:29- End

    1 hr 19 min
  • Monday Night Football Is Ruining My Sleep Schedule

    Welcome to the Friday Night edition of The Local Big Time Show! This week, Sam’s had enough of the 10PM Monday Night Football games and goes on a full-blown rant about how unwatchable they are for anyone with a job. Meanwhile, Jesse stumbles across some absolutely insane Stranger Things Doritos that may or may not open the Upside Down. The brothers also try to figure out what to be for Halloween and it goes downhill fast. It’s sports, snacks, and pure boys’ club chaos. New episodes every Friday at 10PM!

    0:00- Intro 
    2:55- It's Halloween every day
    5:00- Everyone is trying to be an influencer
    20:33- 10PM Monday Night Football Games
    28:04- Looks That Go Hard
    31:41- Snack Lords
    52:54- The Worst Unboxers on Planet Earth
    54:06- End

    55 min

About The Local Big Time Show

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A television talk show about the absurdities of everyday life.