Jim Babb and Jim Jesus talk about how Babb makes the news, lol about the LP and Austin Petersen and other stuff I’m too lazy to type right now.

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Baron Von Stormhaven and Jim Jesus talk about Captain America Civil War, OpenBazaar (our stores here and here,) Maple Match the dating site for Trumpphobic Americans who want to find love in Canada, and Vegas life, and Jim’s possible run for Mayor in 2019.

Lolbert’s Flaggotry flags are now for sale and cheaper than having them custom make it for you! Use the coupon code and get a free BipCot surgical mask or mini BipCot flag free with a purchase of any standard size or bigger Freedom Feens or Lolberts Flag.

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Shalom, goyem! (((Sol Seamus))) and (((Jim Jabez))) lay it down after Passover about how we were outted at crypto-jews, the LP in the election now that our goy-boy-toy Trump got the nomination, Trigglypuff, the best flavor of matzo, white goy privliage, wage gap, and how you should go into debt at art school. *rubs hands*

We have 3 new Lolberts co-hosts:

MK Lords

Jim Babb

Brandon von Stormhaven

Expect more frequent Lolberts episodes.

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Coupon code: FREEBIPCOT

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Steve Miller-Miller and Jim Jesus talk a little about sportsball betting, Trump believing Ted Cruz’s dad hung out with Lee Harvey Oswald, TheRightStuff.biz and some other alt-righters finally figure out Trump is a bad choice, a white nationalist society will just devolve into a multicultural socialist country just like Europe, Tony Styles is a phony, Watch this horrible music video, then this fight video, and then buy these books.

We’ll be announcing 3 new Lolberts co-hosts next episode.

NEW FLAGGOTRY FLAG!

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Steve Miller-Miller and Jim Jesus join forces to announce what the hell that “BipStrong” is and where to get one.  They also talk about johns, their experiences wearing the new johns, how Miller-Miller is the ghetto version of Jeffrey Tucker, uploading johns to WorldStarHipHop, how johns prove johns and how it relations to social johns, how to heckle the john at a john show, how Adam Kokesh is selling a john, but not a big of a john as The Lolbert’s john, but that’s not really a john,  Miller-Miller’s previous podcast The Panic John, how voting and john nullification is the same john, Miller-Miller’s list of the worst kinds of johns, loljohns were good johns but not anymore, “taxation is theft” johns are forced johns.

Oh! Lolbert’s Flaggotry flags are now for sale and cheaper than having them custom make it for you! Use the coupon code and get a free BipCot surgical mask or mini BipCot flag free with a purchase of any standard size or bigger Freedom Feens or Lolberts Flag.

Coupon code: FREEBIPCOT

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Seamus Coughlin of Freedom Toons and Jim “White Male” Jesus catch up on the RSS Boaty McBoatface the science ship, Jim gets rekt in a debate about emojis oppressing women, LRN studio raids and PorcFest boycotts, taxation is theft but ‘taxation is theft’ memes are shwag memes, and the miracle that is the BipStrong (WTF IS IT?!) Also… um.. other stuff. Sorry, Jim’s doped up on narcos because dentist. CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE

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Matt “t3hsauce” Pritchard and Jim Jesus put a nice little bow on the Star Wars talk on The Lolberts at least until another movie comes out. The human race is far too problematic for lefties, and (shocking development) Bernie Sanders is an economic illiterate and The Zodiac Killer, we catch up on the political freak show  that is the Republican Primaries, the Apple and FBI feud. Also, Austin Petersen is a douche and t3hsauce tells us how much he loves The Happening and Alongside Night

Mott is back on Twitter! Follow everything!

https://twitter.com/t3hsauce

https://twitter.com/jimjesus

https://twitter.com/lolberts

New Flaggotry Flag!

YOUTUBE VERSION

Nick The Yak Farmer and Jim the Lolbert talk about Star Wars and the Alt-Right’s insane reaction (get it?) to it, the already insane election, why Jim might not go to Porcfest and how Nick is traveling on yak-back, Molyneux gets called a cult leader on Showtime and why it’s lame, Jim finally acknowledges he sucks at remembering to link things in the description and now sucks at getting funny merch made from China (they’re killing us!)

Mr. Plinkett Reviews the Star Wars Prequels:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI&list=PLaFeZLC2Wr-Lc_z13M6AeuB1WIUe-Ljmv&index=1

Good review of bad reviews of Star Wars:

Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E0p0GQCAM8

Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62eCT40iLNk

Faggotry Flags for February

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On the Lolberts’ 8th episode, guest co-host MK Lords joins Jim Jesus to argue about movies but agree on the alt-right being the same as SJWs. Crypto-cuck Steve Miller-Miller sneaks out a secret transmission from Frostwitz in the midst of the eastern United States Snowlocaust (Snowah for those who speak Yiddish). We channel out inner Harry Plinketts why M.K. Lords is wrong about Tarantino’s Masterpiece; The Hateful Eight, touch up on the alt-right’s reaction to Star Wars: The Force Awakens was good, why Molyneux, Cantwell, and Aurini are stupid neo-SJWs. Also why the fuck does Jim hate Birdman?! Of course we walk about Alongside Night being a shitty movie. Of course! 

The flaggotry contest has been pushed back as we work on the details. Should be announced on the next episode.

 

The Lolbert Weather Service (newly minted Lolbert co-host and professional meme maker Steve Miller-Miller and Jim Jesus) has issued a cucknado warning for your area. They talk about Bernie Sanders getting his own exclusive issue of Tiger Beat Magazine, Trump’s inevitable failure, their history of living in ghettos, Cantwell being a crypto-cuck, cucking with sumo wrestlers, the alt-right’s obsession with the word ‘cuck,’ and how the word ‘cuck’ is cucking them, Joseph was a cuck, cuck, cucking, and all sorts of cucking cuckatry. If you have money to spare, Steve Miller-Miller will sell you his vote in the Libertarian Party primaries, and if you have even more Jim will caucus for you in an early caucus state for anyone in the Republican primary except Trump.

Be on the lookout because a new contest will be announced soon. This could be your chance to win a Flaggotry Flag of your choosing.