The Lone Star Podcast

Help!  The Christmas spirit is fading away!  Puppies are being nabbed off the streets!  Late-Playstation-era CGI is running rampant!  Christopher Lloyd and Richard Kind need a paycheck!  This sounds like a job for none other than our LSP favorites: The Buddies.  The 2009 straigt-to-DVD “Santa Buddies,” to be precise.  Get ready to JO w/ ur … Continue reading LSP 47: The Father, The Son, and the Holy JO Crystal →

In the spirit of holiday cheer, Evil Villain Krampus Lone Star Host Ben is replaced by Benevolent Heroic Christlike Guest Host Larry to talk holiday-themed fast food with Where Am I Right Now Host Alex.  The father/son duo brave the Fatburger Turkey Cranberry Burger, IHOP Jolly Cakes, Coca Cola Cinnamon, Sprite Winter Spiced Cranberry (yes, … Continue reading LSP 46: Health Off the Shelf →

Today on the Positivity Train, Lone Star hosts Alex & Ben talk about the band Big Thief, Joaquin Phoenix, The Adventure Zone podcast, FFVII Remake, The Promised Neverland, the documentary filmmaking community, Fleabag, Heroes of the Fourth Turning, and living with your friends.  Get your tissues out, Lonestarinos… Because it gets emotional!!  Jeez, get your … Continue reading LSP 45: Lone Star Does Five Star #9 →

We did this twice.  We stopped doing it.  And by, um, popular demand, we’re doing it again, baby!!  Join Ben and Alex as they take a break from their usual garbage programming to bring you… more garbage programming!  Today on tap: New Yorkers laying on their horns, Tik Tok influencers, fluoride, lectins, Counterstrike, and falling … Continue reading LSP 44: Lone Star Does Lone Star #3 →

OooooooOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo.  Verrrrry spoookkkkkyyyyy (iiiffff you’re literallllyyyy threee years ooOOooolllddd liiikeee MoooOOoooRRrrrggGaaannn)!!!  There’s cErEaL and CaPiTaLiSm and pOp-Up books and nAuGhTy wOrDs galore in this fRiGhTeNiNg episode of the pod!!!  Brought to you by Pennywise the Clown >:)

In the whimsical world of so-bad-it’s-good cinema, we at the Lone Star Podcast tip our hats to the greats: Wiseau’s infamous “The Room,” Fragasso’s prequel-less “Troll 2,” Warner’s 0% Tomatometer-awarded “Manos: The Hands of Fate…” the list goes on.  Among the grand devisors of these insufferable cult classics lives a titan by the name of … Continue reading LSP 42: Laptopocalypse →

You are podcast listen to?  Haha, sorry, no way!  Come and Vrooooom in the Night Sky to friends Alex and Ben will be there.  Badder than the baddest game on Nintendo Switch, 17% Metacritic, oh no!!  Collect bikes now and press B to go, Lonestarinos!  Big special surprise at end of fun podcast?  Whoa, you … Continue reading LSP 41: Podcast of the Lovely →

Y’all know what time it is, Lonestarinos.  On today’s premium content jubilee, the boys talk about Tora (the band, not to be confused with the scripture), Jack Stauber, Star Realms, Nederland CO, Rochester NY, NPR’s Laura Sullivan, cookies (yes, cookies), student debt cancellation, and Dragon Quest Builders 2.  Brought to you by Ye Olde Skleeble.

Get ready for Part II of The Lone Star Showdown!  *Airhorn airhorn airhorn!!*  This audio medium ain’t big enough for the 14 of us, partner!  Going head to head in this round, we have: Lone Stars, Lone Star Law and Disorder, Lone Star Grid Iron, The Lone Star Ranger, Lone Star Side Show, Lone Star … Continue reading LSP 39: The Lone Star Showdown Pt. II →

On today’s episode, 14 different podcasts with “Lone Star” in the title go head to head in an all-out battle royale we’re calling THE LONE STAR SHOWDOWN.  Alex and Ben, your two completely unbiased hosts, will rate these pods by concept, content, host(s), theme song, sound quality, and how much the show is actually about … Continue reading LSP 38: The Lone Star Showdown Pt. I →