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  • #67 I Play Wrestling, Bourbon Rage & The Best Spider-Man Movie Yet (Ft. Keith Leaf)

    We’re back on the cloud, and this episode completely goes off the rails.

    Keith Leaf joins Tyler for one of the most chaotic conversations yet, starting with WWE, John Cena’s farewell tour, CM Punk vs. Cody Rhodes, AEW, Swerve Strickland, and why Danhausen somehow became one of Keith’s favorite wrestlers.

    From there, things get crossfaded. We get into Keith’s infamous relationship with bourbon, Tyler’s disastrous drinking stories, our first experiences with weed, old-school smoking methods, Magic Flight vaporizers, firecrackers, getting caught by family, and the dumb shit we did when we were younger.

    Eventually, after plenty of distractions, we somehow make it to the main event: Spider-Man.

    Keith brings his Marvel obsession to the table as we break down Tom Holland’s latest Spider-Man movie, debate whether Holland has officially passed Tobey Maguire, talk about Jean Grey’s role as a villain, the direction of the X-Men in the MCU, and whether Doomsday has us excited or worried.

    And yes — things get so sidetracked that Tyler literally considers naming the episode “I Play Wrestling.” 😂

    🔥 Inside the Cloud Today:

    • WWE & AEW: John Cena, CM Punk, Cody Rhodes, Swerve Strickland & Danhausen
    • Bourbon Rage: Keith explains why bourbon turns him into a completely different person
    • Stoner Nostalgia: First highs, Magic Flight, aluminum cans, firecrackers & getting caught
    • Crossfaded Stories: Drinking disasters, forgotten nights & questionable decisions
    • Marvel Talk: Tom Holland, Captain America, Jean Grey, X-Men & Doomsday
    • Spider-Man Review: Why Tyler thinks this is the best Spider-Man movie yet

    So grab a drink, pack a bowl, start your workout, or throw this episode on during your commute. Just keep the bourbon away from Keith.

    And as always, thanks for allowing us to cloud your mind.

    1 hr 34 min
  • #66 Better Back then (Ft DurtiCurti)

    This week on The Lonely Stoner, TJ sits down with one of his biggest lifelong influences: his Uncle Curt (aka DurtiCurti, the mastermind behind DurtiBeats). From sneaking into his room to play video games to taking 16-hour road trips to Michigan, DurtiCurti helped shape TJ's taste in music, gaming, and life.

    This session is a raw dive into the generational shift between the '80s and '90s and today's "fast food" culture. We look back at the chaotic, uncontrolled days of the early internet—reminiscing over the unscripted freedom of MySpace and the absolute lawlessness of Craigslist—and discuss how the modern era has created a toxic "main character syndrome".

    We also take a massive trip down stoner memory lane, tracking the evolution of dry herb vaping from the days of the Magic Flight Launch Box and the OG Pax to the premium, "buy once, cry once" quality of Storz & Bickel.

    So whether you Pack a bowl, grab your coffee, starting your workout, getting through your shift, or stuck in traffic. Thank you for listening and letting us cloud your mind.

    🔥 In the Cloud Today:

    • The Wild West of the Web: Navigating with paper maps, the golden era of custom MySpace coding, and why the internet used to be so much better before the corporate takeover.

    • Craftsmanship & Betting on Yourself: Why you have to put in the quantity to reach professional quality, and the reality of taking loans and risking debt to master your craft.

    • Vaping Nostalgia: The struggle of hitting early wooden vapes versus investing in top-tier gear.

    • Perspective & Gratitude: Recognizing how good we have it, finding peace outside of social media, and appreciating the raw beauty of the world.

    • Core Memories: TJ reflects on taking his daughter to see Spider-Man and realizing the importance of being present for the next generation.

    🎧 Keep up with the guest:Make sure to check out Uncle Curt's music under his producer tag DurtiBeats and follow him on Instagram at @durticurti!

    1 hr 35 min
  • #65 Blockbusters & Boundaries (Ft Adrian Aethos & Nehemias Machado)

    Welcome back to The Lonely Stoner podcast! This week, TJ sits down with Adrian Aethos and film enthusiast Nehemiahs Machado for an episode packed with heavy-hitting cinema debates and some hilariously real talk about relationship boundaries.

    The crew kicks things off by tackling the current state of the MCU, diving into casting choices, Avengers: Doomsday multiverse theories, and defending early 2000s superhero flicks. The movie talk doesn't stop there—the guys break down Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey and its incredible practical effects, take a dark turn into the terrifying psychological horror of Obsession, draft their top 10 directors of all time, and share some strong thoughts on live-action Disney remakes.

    Just when you think it's all popcorn and projectors, things take a wild turn as the guys dive deep into a messy hypothetical about relationship boundaries, women's jealousy, and whether you can truly have friends of the opposite sex.

    So whether youre having a drink, driving, lighting your jay, working out or trying to escape or whatever scenario youre in when you listen to this episode. Thanks for allowing us to cloud your mind, and let us know your takes on the MCU, Obsession, Nolans The Odyssey and relationship rules!

    Episode Summary

    • ​In this episode of The Lonely Stoner podcast, host TJ is joined by Adrian Aethos and film enthusiast Nehemiahs Machado.
    • ​The group dives into a heavy discussion about the Marvel Cinematic Universe, reviewing recent casting choices, favorite superheroes, and debating theories for Avengers: Doomsday.
    • ​They extensively review Christopher Nolan's film, The Odyssey, praising its use of practical effects, lack of heavy CGI, and star-studded cast.
    • ​The conversation also spans top director lists, a deep dive into the terrifying horror movie Obsession, and critiques of live-action Disney remakes.
    • ​The group takes a wild detour into relationship boundaries and having friends of the opposite sex before wrapping up with social media plugs.
    • ​00:00:00 - Introduction and discussing women's jealousy
    • ​00:02:42 - Guest intro: Nehemiah Machado and the origin of his name
    • ​00:05:08 - Marvel talk: Black Panther, Blade, and MCU casting
    • ​00:10:43 - Avengers: Doomsday rumors and the multiverse
    • ​00:15:23 - Favorite Marvel heroes and defending early 2000s superhero films
    • ​00:21:16 - Reviewing Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey and its practical effects
    • ​00:30:11 - Rating The Odyssey and breaking down the epic story
    • ​00:38:47 - Debating Tom Holland's performance as Spider-Man
    • ​00:50:35 - Deep dive into the psychological horror movie Obsession
    • ​00:56:57 - Naming the top 10 greatest movie directors
    • ​01:07:31 - The golden era of 80s horror and John Carpenter
    • ​01:11:41 - Thoughts on live-action remakes and The Rock in Moana
    • ​01:15:40 - A wild hypothetical question and relationship boundaries
    • ​01:44:10 - X-Men, Fantastic Four, and more Doomsday predictions
    • ​01:56:46 - The importance of practical effects over green screens
    • ​02:04:01 - Outro and guest social media plugs Timestamp Markers
    2 hr 7 min
  • Episode 64 - From Generational Curses to Jurassic Park: The Big 3-0 ft. AJ & Hitman Rod | The Lonely Stoner

    The Lonely Stoner Podcast is officially on the move! For the very first mobile setup session, we’re passing the mics to Hitman Rod (from Texas Loud House and The Roommates) and the newly minted 30-year-old, AJ.

    This episode is the perfect balance of elevated real talk and completely off-the-rails comedy. We get deep into what it takes to break generational curses, the wild financial lessons our parents unintentionally taught us, and why true character means treating the janitor with the exact same respect as the CEO.

    But it’s not all heavy hitting, we also take a hilarious trip down memory lane. From the immunity-boosting powers of drinking straight from the garden hose to AJ’s incredibly passionate Jurassic World T-Rex narrations, this is a legendary rotation you don't want to skip.

    In this session, we spark up conversations on:

    • ​The Big 3-0: AJ reflects on entering a new decade and the absolute necessity of keeping your circle tight and surrounding yourself with like-minded people.
    • ​Breaking the Cycle: Raw, honest talk on generational curses, overcoming bad credit, and finally understanding the sacrifices our parents had to make.
    • ​America the "Las Vegas of the Globe": Breaking down the wild, sin-city state of the world post-pandemic.
    • ​The Nostalgia Trip: Growing up in strict households, trying to hide Lil Wayne lyrics, and surviving the water hose era.
    • ​Pure Chaos: Questionable British accents, the "Smart Chihuahua" defense, and why you should never let Hitman Rod narrate a nature documentary.

    Grab your lighter, kick back, and lock in.

    🔔 Hit that Follow button and turn on notifications so you never miss a session.

    1 hr 21 min
  • Episode 63 - When the government questions your art? (Ft Usama Khalid)

    In this episode, I sit down with college art professor Usama Khalid for a wide-ranging conversation that bridges the gap between fine art, community, and hip-hop. We spark up and get right into it, breaking down the musical genius and cultural impact of Kanye West and Drake.

    Usama also opens up about his journey as an educator, what it’s like inside his classes, and the inspiring story behind his community potlucks. Plus, he shares a crazy story about the time the government came knocking because of his very first art piece.

    Note: This is the second-ever video episode! However, the cameras decided they had enough at the 1:07:00 mark, so the rest of the conversation is strictly audio. Kick back, light up, and enjoy the rest of the ride.

    1 hr 31 min
  • Youtube Cancelled us in 40 minutes (the uncensored truth)

    We didn't even make it an hour. In this emergency video episode, Javier and I sit down to address the massive elephant in the room: YouTube’s automated bots pulled the plug on our livestream and suspended our channel in just 40 minutes.

    We are laying out exactly what happened during that 40-minute window, calling out the broken automated system that shut us down, and breaking down the uncensored truth behind the scenes.

    More importantly, this is a massive thank you to everyone who has been riding with us. The platform might have changed, but the energy hasn't. We are pivoting, upgrading, and making Spotify our home base for the video podcast going forward.

    Drop a comment or hit the Q&A below and let us know you made the jump with us!

    In this episode, we cover:

     A play-by-play of the 40 minutes before the livestream got flagged and shut down.

     Taking shots at YouTube’s automated system and broken appeal process.

     A massive thank you to the day-one listeners supporting the show.

     What this means for the future of The Lonely Stoner podcast.

    📺 Watch the full video episode exclusively on Spotify.

    41 min
  • THE GOOD 🥜 (Ft Adrian Aethos and Javier “SlowMOj0” Ortuño)


    This episode is a wide-ranging, unfiltered conversation between three friends that bounces between humor, pop culture, and surprisingly deep social commentary. The title comes from Tom Brady's coconut water drink "Good Nut," which becomes a running joke throughout.


    The episode opens with casual talk about dating and age gaps before spiraling into raunchy humor — a parody Pop Rocks commercial and one of the guys bizarre workplace situation involving an older coworker asking him for a sperm donation. This leads to a genuinely interesting tangent about whether your emotional state when you conceive affects your child's personality.


    The mood shifts when the group tackles Sony removing physical media from the PS5. What starts as gaming frustration evolves into a thoughtful conversation about digital control, the erasure of history (touching on Black Wall Street, the Vatican library, and AI's role in shaping future narratives), and why physical media matters. A long GTA VI segment follows — covering piracy, nostalgia-driven gaming, consumer habits, and Take-Two as a stock pick.


    The back half of the episode gets personal. The guys debate social media bans for kids, the dangers of beauty filters and OnlyFans culture on younger generations, and parenting in the digital age. This flows into a frank discussion on relationships — Adrian's "every woman is guilty until proven innocent" philosophy, the importance of dating healed women, and men maintaining their identity in relationships.


    The episode closes on co-parenting and whether it's better to have kids before or after marriage. Tyler and Adrian get candid about their own experiences navigating difficult co-parenting situations, playing the long game, and keeping their children's best interests at the center.


    # Topic Timestamp

    1 Intro / Dating & Age Gaps 0:00

    2 Pop Rocks Commercial / Sexual Humor 6:14

    3 Tom Brady's "Good Nut" Coconut Water 11:44

    4 Javi's Sperm Donation Story 12:47

    5 Nut Quality & Conception Theory 15:33

    6 Digital vs. Physical Media / PS5 & Sony 20:11

    7 History, AI & Loss of Knowledge 21:29

    8 GTA VI / Gaming Deep Dive 23:20

    9 Nintendo, Streaming & Free Speech 32:11

    10 Kids, Social Media & Parenting 40:56

    11 OnlyFans, Hustle Culture & Doctors 43:54

    12 Weed Break / Fireworks 48:30

    13 Women, Relationships & "Guilty Until Proven Innocent" 50:19

    14 Co-Parenting, Marriage & Having Kids 1:03:55

    15 Outro 1:14:40

    1 hr 18 min
  • Generational Wealth vs. Generational Curse Pt. 2 (Feat. Adrian)

    **Fire off I apologize for the audio discrepancy. Still figuring it out **


    Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening! Welcome back to The Lonely Stoner Podcast, coming to you live from the cloud. In this massive, near three-hour epic session, TJ and Javier sit down for a deep, unfiltered heart-to-heart with father, gym bro, and bookworm Adrian for Part 2 of our Generational Wealth vs. Generational Curse series.


    We pull no punches in this episode, diving straight into what it truly means to break systemic cycles and step into self-accountability. Adrian and TJ share a raw perspective on modern fatherhood—unpacking the difference between raising sons versus daughters, the power of active mentorship, and why the old mindset of "I turned out fine without a dad" isn't enough to save the next generation.


    From analyzing the psychological origins of "Nice Guy Syndrome" and historical trauma to tackling the modern battles of porn addiction, emotional regulation, and how society actively rewards ignorance, this conversation is an absolute blueprint for personal growth.


    We also critique modern media conditioning, body positivity, systemic diet traps, and how to build an authentic community that holds you accountable.

    Grab your headphones—this is iron sharpening iron in its purest form.


    What We Chop It Up About:

    The Blueprint of Fatherhood: Active parenting, co-parenting dynamics, and becoming a positive variable to shield our kids from the trauma we already survived.


    Modern Masculinity & The "Nice Guy" Trap: Tracing male identity back to WWII trauma and unpacking the thin line between being genuinely good versus feeling entitled.


    Overcoming the System & Addiction: A candid look at breaking unhealthy habits, dealing with porn addiction, and building elite mental resilience.


    Gym Confrontations & Yin/Yang Balance: Handling disrespect in public spaces, dodging literal fires in the sauna, and keeping your emotional regulation intact.

    The Corporate Trap: How media, social media beauty standards, and cheap, toxic food systems are designed to condition consumer behavior.


    Legacy & Final Reflections: Facing the fear of death, planting seeds for future generations, and finding ultimate purpose through discipline.






    **Timestamps:**

    - 00:00 - Introduction: Navigating life's challenges and growth

    - 01:00 - The influence of childhood trauma and societal norms on masculinity

    - 04:00 - Lessons from books like *Make Your Bed* and *The Count of Monte Cristo*

    - 08:00 - The psychology behind being a "nice guy" and entitlement

    - 12:00 - The effects of WWII and cultural shifts on male identity

    - 20:00 - Dealing with disrespect at the gym and emotional regulation

    - 34:00 - The dangers of rewarding ignorance and systemic manipulation

    - 43:00 - The importance of education and community support for children

    - 50:00 - Personal stories on parenting, accountability, and relationship dynamics

    - 65:00 - Overcoming trauma, redefining masculinity, and forming meaningful bonds

    - 80:00 - Reflections on purpose, systemic influence, and personal discipline

    - 90:00 - The significance of expressing feelings and emotional awareness

    - 100:00 - Dealing with anger healthily and avoiding negative patterns

    - 111:00 - Supporting children and building resilience through mentorship

    - 125:00 - The impact of media, beauty standards, and the importance of self-love

    - 136:00 - Addressing diet, health, and body image in modern society

    - 145:00 - The long-term effects of pornography and moderation

    - 155:00 - Cultivating patience, planting seeds for future generations, and legacy

    - 162:00 - Overcoming fears of death and finding beauty in life's journey

    - 170:00 - Building community, physical activity, and mutual accountability

    - 177:00 - Closing thoughts: authenticity, growth, and the pursuit of purpose

    with community and self-awareness.


    2 hr 55 min
  • Octagon to the Multiverse: UFC, Boxing, Marvel Theories, & GTA 6 Hype ( Ft Hitman Rod, and Nehemias)

    In this episode, TJ, Nehemias, and Hitman Rod dive into an eclectic mix of topics spanning combat sports, movies, and pop culture. The guys cover everything from high-stakes professional analysis to nostalgic childhood throwbacks, offering debates, insights, and plenty of laughs.


    What’s waiting for you inside this episode:

    UFC & Boxing Breakdown: A deep dive into recent UFC fight nights, fighter psychology, and the raw resilience of fighters like Justin Gaethje and Ilia Topuria.

    Plus, they tackle the ultimate boxing debate: Mike Tyson’s explosive ferocity versus Floyd Mayweather’s legendary defensive mastery.


    Street Philosophy & Self-Defense: Real talk on the ethics of street fighting, legal boundaries when defending property, and why training in martial arts is a vital real-world life skill.


    Comic Book Universes & Anime: Multiverse speculation is in full swing as the crew predicts the future of the MCU, talks up DC’s new universe direction (including Lobo), and argues over classic Dragon Ball Z power scaling.


    Gaming & Media Evolution: The team breaks down the absolute hype surrounding Grand Theft Auto 6 and discusses the decline of traditional cable networks in favor of the digital streaming boom.


    ⏱️ Timestamps:

    00:00 - Welcome and episode overview

    00:12 - Recap of UFC fight nights and fighter performances

    01:21 - The psychology of fighters and fight strategies

    02:40 - Nostalgic talk about cartoons and adult swim shows

    03:45 - Introduction of the podcast and guest insights

    04:09 - UFC fighter pathways: from amateur to pro camps

    05:56 - Analyzing Dragon Ball Z characters and their power scales

    07:05 - Boxing legends: Tommy Hearns, Marvin Hagler, and their iconic battles

    08:35 - UFC street fight scenarios and legal self-defense tips

    09:50 - Society, violence, and societal reactions to street conflicts

    11:27 - Street fighting ethics, honor, and societal impact

    12:28 - Legal implications of defending property and self-defense laws

    13:50 - Socio-political commentary on violence and societal structure

    15:06 - Unpacking world events, social media, and social justice issues

    16:28 - The importance of martial arts in real-world conflict

    17:20 - Hypotheticals: fighting legends like Canelo and Fury for charity

    18:52 - Discussions on gun laws, self-defense, and property protection

    20:02 - The future of gaming: GTA 6, streaming, and online realism

    21:56 - Upcoming movie releases, superhero hooks, and the Marvel/DC universe

    32:50 - Predictions for the Marvel Cinematic Universe and multiverse theories

    42:50 - The evolution of superhero movies: from Marvel to DC

    52:50 - Legends of boxing: Tyson, Holyfield, and the significance of iconic fights

    63:20 - Comparing Tyson’s ferocity versus modern fighters in the UFC

    73:50 - Humor and nostalgia with Mike Tyson’s animated series and cartoons

    81:20 - Streaming platforms, nostalgia hits, and the decline of traditional TV

    92:50 - Marvel’s phase updates, upcoming projects, and universe expansions

    96:23 - Wrapping up: favorite fights, movie predictions, and closing thoughts

    1 hr 39 min
  • Motivational Monday 06/22/26

    Welcome back to another episode of The Lonely Stoner podcast! In this unfiltered, heavily relaxed Motivational Monday session, Tyler and Javier sit down to talk about what happens when you show up completely unprepared for life—and why rolling with the punches is all part of the dance.

    What’s Inside This Episode:

     The Illusion of Control: The guys break down anxiety, the pressure to stay five steps ahead, and how trying to control every outcome can ironically trigger the exact failures you are trying to avoid (with a quick nod to Inside Out 2).

     Father's Day at Hurricane Harbor: Tyler recaps his weekend trip to the water park with his daughter, tackling massive Arlington crowds, and receiving an unexpected, heartwarming "Happy Father's Day" acknowledgment from his daughter's abuelita.

     A Lesson in Poolside Etiquette: A wild, tense interaction between a stranger and his kid at the wave pool sparks a deeper conversation about modern fatherhood, setting boundaries, and the vital importance of teaching kids respect.

     The Blue-Collar Water Park Survival Guide: A hilarious cautionary tale on why smoking, eating french fries, and drinking Sprite instead of actual water is a fast track to severe heat exhaustion in 98-degree Texas weather.

     Summer Has Officially Arrived: The guys look up the calendar mid-show and realize their brutal, sweat-soaked weekend lined up perfectly with the official first day of summer.

    Pack your bags, grab some electrolyte-heavy Pedialyte, and tune in for a mix of deep life lessons, poolside drama, and heavy laughs. You don't want to miss this one!

    27 min

About The Lonely Stoner

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Hey guys , spark up, put your headphones in , and tune into the lonely stoner podcast where friends and i come together to discuss a wide range of topics from sports to life and whatever else comes across my mind as I struggle to stay on topic lol. By doing this I’m hoping I can get people from all backgrounds to come to a understanding that we all human and we all got problems so trying to give everyone the insight they need to better understand anything in life and each other. so Let’s laugh, love, and Toke up. This is the lonely stoner and appreciate you allowing me to cloud your mind