Jamie's back, and he'e been doing unknown drugs with unknown people in a somewhat undisclosed location. Amber and Sean barely easily get a word in as Jamie tries to figure out how, now that he's been holding space for the theater for five years (!!!), to get the theater to hold space for him (and how to hire security that won't punch him to death).

Music: "Cribbage Champs" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Instead of listening to an episode, go donate some money to somebody who will try to do something about fucking guns.

Without Amber, Sean doesn't understand tire pressure, onboard computers, or why Joe Biden is being so divisive.

Music: "Eat Around The Pudding" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Sean helps founding father Jimmy Madison catch Sammy Alito on a smoke break outside the Court, and Jimbo berates Sammy for the dumbfuckery of originalism. Meanwhile, Amber's months-long Mexico master plan comes down to a last-minute scramble.

Music: "Coffee Or Soda" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Sean and Amber discuss talking on speakerphone, the devastating attractiveness of Ryan Reynolds, and how it might be time to get on the treadmill.

Music: "Denny's Parma" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Sean and Amber discuss how technology has made everything worse, and whether that dog ate that woman’s watch.

Music: "Clot The Wobblin" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Sean thinks cooking is just like writing, and Amber's car wasn't stolen- she just walked away from it.

Music: "Planned Obsolescense" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Amber is thinking about Sauerkraut Flambé, Sean meets Nurses Practitioner and Not That, and the new Fauci Science Building is pissing a lot of people off (after everything that guy did...).

Music: "Dry Cleaner" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Amber parties in Vegas, Sean parties in strawberry air, and as usual they discuss the latest Russian propaganda and misinformation techniques.

Music: "Stairway" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Amber and Sean navigate political payback, liquid U's, and what your dog does while you're at the movie "Dog."

Music: "Coro dos Tribunais" by SantaJustaStudios - Pedro Monteiro & "Flock Hard, Lockhart" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops