The Lord of the Wrongs Podcast with Zerb and Sean

You knew it had to be coming and here it is, the LotWpod fellas give their thoughts to the... let's say controversial Amazon show based on JRR Tolkien's writings. As they say, opinions are like buttholes, everyone has them and they all stink. Well in the first episode of three, the fellas show you their wide open opinions on Amazon's Lord of the Rings: the Rings of Power. If you're looking for either a rabid, foaming at the mouth hate rant or a well thought out analytical discussion, you're going to be out of luck. However, if you want a reasonable (if often silly) discussion by two goofy nerds, this is the show for you! Enjoy.

Happy Hobbit Day, friends! The twenty second of September is the birthday of our favorite Bagginses, Bilbo and Frodo, hence the designation Hobbit Day! To celebrate, the boys give their thoughts on a fan edit of Peter Jackson's Hobbit trilogy that cuts the three films to more closely follow the book, Zerb shares his ambitious and gluttonous plans for a Hobbit Day feast, and Sean brings us some fan favorite silly segments! Enjoy this very special bonus episode and let us know how you celebrated Hobbit Day by sending an email to us at [email protected] or sending us a DM on Instagram @lordofthewrongspodcast.

Which would you rather come across in a dark alley, a Nazgul or a pervert in a trench coat? Is there a difference? Yes, definitely. Zerb and Sean explain the Nazgul, AKA Ringwraiths, AKA Black Riders, AKA Wraiths on Wings, AKA, the most metal of all Sauron's lackeys. What are they, where did they come from, and what is the best product to remove rust from plate armor? Find out in another silly and hopefully informative episode of the Lord of the Wrongs Podcast!

In this episode our hapless hosts have a try at pulling back the curtain to reveal the wizards... no, not Oz, of Middle Earth. The boys discuss what kind of band the Istari would form, what the hell the plural of "staff" really is, and Sean Demands a Recast (or in this case, a casting) for the bewildering and baffling Blue Wizards!

How big is TOO big? We're talking spiders today, pervs, shame on you. Zerb tells us what size spider is too big for comfort, Sean speculates if Shelob represents publisher deadlines, and the fellas ask the burning questions like; if spiders wore sneakers would they wear them on every leg?

Laurelin, Telperion, The White Tree of Gondor, Old Man Willow, Treebeard and the Ents. These are just most of the trees Zerb and Sean discuss in this episode! Tolkien loved himself flora of the arboreal persuasion and so do we. Enjoy as we discuss the most famous trees in Tolkien's writing and get slowly better at making a podcast.

The episode starts off with what is sure to be a fan favorite segment: Correction Corner! They also launch The Summarillion, a segment where the guys explain the Silmarillion one story at a time in terms simple enough even for Zerb and Sean to understand. Learn all about the Ainulindale (Music of the Ainur). Also, what's an Ainu?

In the second episode of the Lord of the Wrongs Podcast Zerb and Sean make their picks of the classic question; if you could put one F bomb in each LotR film, where would you put it? Also, does Zerbe like to gnaw fish bones? Find out in another exciting episode of... The Lord of the Wrongs Podcast!

Welcome, friends! This is the first (but not, as it turns out, last) episode of the Lord of the Wrongs Podcast! Here Sean and Zerb talk about their relationship with Tolkien, some of their favorite characters, and eventually, the goofy nonsense promised at the top of the episode. Hang in there, we promise we get much better at this.