Welcome back to this, our journey through time, space, and indeed good sense that is the Lost In Porridge Plaguecast, brought to you by Primordial Radio.

Formed from the daily episodes of the most spellbinding, trouser-moisteningly exciting broadcasting since Charlie Dimmock decided to wear a low-cut top while fettling her begonias, this plaguecast is a collection of this weeks adventures in outrageous fibbing.

Our intrepid guide is none other than Dr Cornelius Porridge; part gentleman adventurer, part steampunk stand up, part-time nude life model, Porridge has been complimented on the way he can truly bring to life the melancholic horror of one's own mortality using nothing more than a strategically-placed sombrero.

Last week, we left our heroes in a state of some distress, with more than a few bits missing courtesy of some overly-enthusiastic religious zealots known as the followers of Kleist. Listen on and - possibly - find out what happens next!

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