Welcome to our regular step onto the rake of absurdity that is the Lost In Porridge Plaguecast, brought to you by Primordial Radio.

Formed from the daily episodes of the most riveting broadcasting since Fred Dibnah almost had a chimney fall on him, this plaguecast is a collection of this weeks adventures in utter bullshittery.

Last week, we left our heroes - Porridge, his cybernetic badger accomplice Colon, and the ever-homicidal Pirate Captain Bonney - in the midst of a farcical quest across the galaxy, in search of various mythical beasties. Porridge himself will hopefully explain. Onwards, to adventure! And confusion.

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