Welcome back, dear listener, to our regular trip through the laundry basket of silliness, the washing machine of absurdity and the tumble drier of outrageously bad accents that is the Lost In Porridge Plaguecast, brought to you by Primordial Radio.

Formed from the daily episodes of the most exciting, thrill-a-minute broadcasting since Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em featured rollerskates, this plaguecast is a collection of this weeks adventures in utter bullshittery.

Last week, we left our heroes - Porridge, his cybernetic badger accomplice Colon, and the ever-homicidal Pirate Captain Bonney - in the midst of a quest to find mythical beasts across the galaxy. Their recent adventures on Planet Stirling had resulted in freedom for a large family of Loch Ness monsters, and total destruction for the surrounding area. Unsurprisingly, the local authorities were keen to see the back of them. Onwards, to adventure!

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