Sirancha makes Asterios watch "The Human Misery Channel." Asterios makes Sirancha eat cereal blindfolded. And Dr. Pimple Popper drains the holiday of joy!

It's post-crash 2013. Fax machines are smaller than ever. Cyber-modems run at a blistering 28.8 baud. And TV channels? Yeah, there's over FIFTY.

But in the ashes of Bay City, two...heroes (?)...will rise.

Sirancha gives the listeners a guided tour of JREG's astonishingly bizarre apartment. Plus: voice mails are back! For the last time?

Asterios gives his niece an anime intervention. Sirancha defends the cosplay-phobic. And how the Reddit app ruins our lives, and yours. 

Asterios is threatened by his niece. Sirancha hunts for a landmonster. And Nathen Mazri, we know you're reading this, you dirty namesearcher, you.

Our most disgusting episode yet. And that's saying something.

Sirancha explains Marijuana ETF's. Asterios explains "snooch to the booch." And the Crunch Bunch takes on Dunkin' Donuts cereal. 

Who would Hank Hill vote for? Or Naruto? Or the Pot of Greed from the Pot of Greed Yu-Gi-Oh card? Lime & Niko discuss. 

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