The Luke and Posey Show

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!! We here at The Luke and Posey Show simply can not believe that 2008 is almost OVER! I mean, by the time you listen to this, it will be the year 2009!!! WOW! Where does the time go?!?

Things are really looking good for the show for 2009. I’m thinking daily hour-long shows with accompanying video casts and bonus content for fan club members. Oh yeah, and a fan club. Oh yeah, and fans!

Yeah, buddy, 2009 is gonna be the year for us. You just wait and see.

We’re back, and in grand Luke and Posey style. This episode is all about porn, smut, filth, pornography, filth, smut, and porn. Also, porno. And to top it all off, we talk to a real porn star! No foolin!

So join us as we share our porn pasts and breathe heavily into the microphones, won’t you? Oh, you will. I can smell it. Mmmmm. Musky.

Hey, let’s all pretend it’s 1 month ago today. Ok, got that vision in your head? Great. I’m proud to announce, part 2 of the show you just listened to… TODAY. And if you haven’t listened to part 1 yet, 7 out of 8 dentists highly recommend that you do so. And you should stop grinding your teeth.

Now, everyone… let’s dance!

HEY! Where you been, guys? What’s that? You’ve been what? Wading? Oh, waiting? For what? A new show? OHHHHHHH. I see now. You just come around when we got new shows to hand out, huh. Uh huh. Well, here’s a big fat show for you bloodthirsty hounds. I hope you’re happy. CUZ WE ARE! Ha ha, I tricked you into thinking I was all, “Uh huh”… and you were probably all like, “No he is not”. Good times.

But much better than that brief yet comical paragraph is the actual show, people! We got the world-famous MC Meat Sweats of Posey’s Pride up in this bitch for an epically awesome hour of entertainment.

Forever Your Love,

Po-Funk is back in this mutha fucka wit dis new track YO! Featuring guest M.C. Meat Sweats!

Yep, that Don Henley. Uh huh. From The Beagles. Surprised? Confused? Bewildered, or poco desconcertado? Just wait until you hear the song. Don’t worry, we’ll explain everything on the next show. Until then, enjoy the song the way it was meant to be sung. In American.

El burrito es muy delicioso!

This was supposed to be a short impromptu show to say hello to a few listeners and supporters, and you know what? We almost pull it off. Somehow we digress into such topics as inappropriate 80s TV shows, a new product that is literally pouncing off the shelves (onto unsuspecting women who say they weren’t asking for it), the occasional fart bubble, the reason we should all be called “African Americans”; and, we receive a phone call from Tyler that sounds suspiciously different from the rest of the show. Plus, we forget to mention a whole bunch of people. Fortunately, our failure is at least marginally funny.

P.S. Yes, we know her name was Topanga. Just another brick in the fail-wall.

We’re back, and Bucko’s with us, so how can we possibly go wrong? Don’t answer that, young AquaKnight, because the answer is “CANNOT”. This is the best show ever. And we’re not just talking about our show. We’re talking about ALL shows. Other shows should probably just play this show over their show, and go have a snack while they listen and learn a few things. A nice danish would go beautifully.

And hey, if you didn’t notice, I posted 5 songs from this very show to the Bits page, so please, have your way with them.

When you leave your baby for a ham sandwich, we’re afraid it’s all downhill from there. Thanks Bucko for the kickass original guitar. And Posey for the rest.