The Lunch Table

How well do our guests know Drew? Do you think they can figure out how Drew texts? Why would he even text like that? Wow! Low blow! Yes he does sound like a douche, but he's our douche. She started it! All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

In a world of crappy landlords everyone needs to protect themselves. Don't fall for it like we may have. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Episode 200! Wooo! 200 episodes well, technically 199 together and 1 episode before someone came to their senses. lol Join us as we take it easy and do what we do best. Story-tell and shit-talk. Thank you for the years of continued support and love we receive. Let's try for many more episodes. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Welcome back folks. Today we tell you what we've been up to. No more riddles, no more secrets, no more letters we put under you pillow in the middle of the night while you're sleeping and we're taking pictures because you looked really cute in that blue shirt the other day. The only problem is that you were kinda snoring real loud and that got boring real quick so we went into your kitchen and made a sandwich. We digress, we ask the questions that you wanna answer. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

A few months ago we came to a sudden realization that court TV theme songs sound real good. Like real good. Like so good that you want to enjoy them a little more. You want to enjoy them with someone else ;), or... by yourself... (we don't judge). But why? So the working theory is that court TV theme songs and porno theme songs are one in the same. This is our video for Noble approval. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

We venture back to Reddit today for some reminiscing, some fun, some pain, but most of all r/NoStupidQuestions. Which is a blatant lie, there are totally stupid questions. Like " Hey, can you take out the trash after the 2 min. warning of your game??" HR mandates that we be nice to everyone, but realistically... some people deserve being made fun of. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Another day, another news article, another chance for another eye opening instance to realize the world is a messed up place and we are doomed. However, we try to find the good and funny in the stories. Welcome to the Newsroom Num Nums. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Since you guys liked Mystery Mustache Ride, we figured we'd give you more of what you want. Sometimes it's nice just to sit back and guess some mustache, put some Barry White on, and ooooo oooooo oooooo swipe you're credit card oooooo ooooo ooooo. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

This week is a big surprise. You've seen Drew ask the questions and CJ answer. Well... I'll be the first to tell you that the power distribution can and will be turned on it's axis. We needed something that CJ knows a lot about. While we could have done "Wrestler Crotches Redux" we settled on wrestler crimes. Come on in and see how Drew and you playing at home can do. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Whether you're in public in the winter, or hopping back into the dating game, there's some skills you should have. Proper wiping technique. When to know if you should change the conversation. What allergies you yourself have because you don't want to seizure on the floor of a nice restaurant and have everybody look at you embarrassingly and know you can't do anything about it, and just pray that you remembered the car underwear this time. Or... guessing if people are fit or not by profile pictures. We didn't freak out, you did! All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.