The Lunch Table

Games are one of the last great joys in life. The American dream has beaten us down so much that to only way people think they can survive is by randomly being chosen to possibly humiliate themselves in front of others for enjoyment. The pressure sets in, the sweat starts pouring, the words become jumbled and the last thing you remember is Michael Strahan asking "Are you sure?" Yes, Michael Strahan, I'm sure. I'm sure that I want to watch Drew and CJ play dumb games on the internet and have a laugh or two. Yes, Michael, I want to see CJ struggle through words and phrases. Yes! Michael! I want to see Drew drop with perspiration even though he should be under no stress at all because he's the host this week. And yes, yes, yes, yes Michael Strahan I want to see what else and more The Lunch Table Podcast will bring us.

It's game day! Not football, not soccer, not even hang gliding. Nope. It's Lunch Table Game Day. Meaning we've taken some of your grandma's favorite game shows and bastardized them. Our target for this week is $100,000 Pyramid. Join your amazingly handsome host Drew as we pull a random Carl off the streets and give him a chance to play for a child's toy. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Would you rather watch or listen to the podcast, or not? Yeah, we thought so. Would you rather laugh and be slightly weirded out watching, or be weird and laughed at. Yeah, we also thought so. Join us as we open your mind and mouth with some "Would You Rather." Play along with us is easy. Yell at the screen until we notice. Or tell us what you would do in the comments down below. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Sometimes we feel like buttholes, but these people on the internet always do. So join us as we deep dive into the AmITheAsshole subreddit. Tell us your opinion, because we surely let you know ours. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Today is the day for explosions. Explosions in the pants. Explosions in the other side of the pants. And one final one, in the brain. Drew's Braingasm may cause a rupture due to too much laughing. So grab the aspirin and join us. All this and more on the Lunch Table Podcast.

We're back again with tales from the internet. This week we venture into the deranged mind of the people of Reddit. Then jump into the even weirder mind of CJ. Then regurgitate it back into the mouth of the Redditers all while filming it. If that hasn't grossed you out yet, congrats, you're in for some r/NoStupidQuestions. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Wedding bells are in the air! Everyone is having a wedding this year. The pandemic made sure of that. So while everyone is in the mood, we can be too. We've talked a lot about weddings recently, and this week we've received a request to bring back a fan favorite, with a takeout of Wedding Crashers (2005) with Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson. Grab your popcorn and 64 oz drink you paid $72 for and join us in the theater. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

It's wedding season! The boyz are going to a wedding real soon and it got them in the mood. They got that out of their system real quick, then moved on to a thinking about a wedding. The main point that crossed their minds was "We're going to design our own wedding where we get the final say and don't have to finish every sentence with "yes, maam."" Let us know what you think. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Good morning and happy Monday to everyone. That means a few things around these parts. First, get up and get your butt to work. However, it's a holiday weekend, so stay in bed hunny. Second, it means you've gotta be somewhat sober today. But again, it's a holiday, you do you boo. Lastly, there'll be a new episode of the podcast burning a whole in your notification inbox. That one won't change, because we love America and you. Join us as we watch some videos from the world wide interwebs. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

New week, new do, and coincidentally a new episode for you. Join us this week as we go through the weekly motion of the ocean updates, and a little something else. A big ole bowl of brainwashy bodacious big-hearted belligerent babbling that your babbushka from Bratislava backhandedly began breaking your balls belittlingly over. You got it, Brew's (ooops sorry, got carried away)... Drew's Braingasm! All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.