The Lunch Table

Games divide us, games brings us together. No matter which games you play remember it could always be worse. Like you're about to watch or listen to here on the podcast. This week CJ has brought us a new game. As Brad Pitt said "What's In the Box?" Remember; someone gets punished at the end. Also join us for was Seth Rogan right about wiener drawings and Am I The Asshole judged by two known assholes. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

New month, new movie to review! For November 2022 we've rolled a 68. Tucked away hidden from the world since 1991 is the classic, Hook. This movie answers the age old question, "what happened if Peter Pan grew up... and out?" Join Drew and CJ on a new adventure into comedy, fantasy, and full frontal male nudity*. So sit on down, grab some popcorn, and relive some of your childhood this review. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

*nudity sold separately

It's November, so Thanksgiving is right around the corner. Hence, we decided to have a cornucopia episode. A mukbang of an episode if you will. Some may call it a smorgasbord or a buffet of an episode. A Black Friday of an episode on a Monday. We are alluding to Leftovers. When something doesn't completely fit the idea we are going after for an episode they get left behind. Then we sweep up all those little crumbs and make a cake out of them. So here is our crumb cake of an episode. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Happy Monday. New week, new perspective. Today on the podcast, we're gonna get to know each other a little bit more, like what happens when the guys are put in some awkward conversations. Or what happens when Drew drinks too much? Who's stickier? Or the elusive, how many wieners out is too many wieners out? No worries, all your questions will be answered in a timely fashion. While you wait, we included some PB&J facts you might find shocking. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Monday, Monday, Monday, can't believe the world has spun around 7 times already. You know what that means? Crazy people have lived for 7 days. What has that caused? Crazy exotic news! Which is good for us here at The Lunch Table Podcast, because we get the joy of delivering it to you. So pull up a chair, pull out your favorite beverage, and find your most favortest costume to enjoy all the crazy stories we have picked up right before the holiday. All this and more on the Lunch Table Podcast.

Have you ever had a jelly and peanut butter sandwich? No! Cause that's just wrong! It's a PB&J for a reason. Truly ask yourself this question though... Is it that much different? Don't knock it until you try it. It's different and weird, but like that good kind of weird, like yours and Uncle Eustace's tickle time. Regardless, CJ has a game, but not like a true game, like a minigame to play along with at home. Join us and see how many pharmaceuticals you can name by the side effects they talk about so fast on the TV. *(Do not let us know if your stomach is too weak for The Lunch Table Podcast, as it may cause you to laugh way too much. Do not watch or listen to too much of the podcast in one sitting, or your sides may explode. To avoid long term injury, say nothing online about CJ's hair. If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, call a doctor, then DM our Facebook and tell us the cool details. If you have difficulty breathing or weakness of the knees, press pause, then come back to us in 10 mins, side effects should lessen. Ask your doctor for more of The Lunch Table Podcast, as supplies last.)

It's Spooky Season!! The combination of that, the correct week of the month, and a crazy girlfriend that likes to see her loving boyfriend have nightmares gives us this gem. You guessed it, it's movie review week! This week we have a returning guest, but we also have a second annual tradition started. May I present to you Morgan's Movie Mayhem. Morgan decided this month's Halloween Horror movie is Silent Hill (2006). Come along with us and see who gets scared first. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Feeling nostalgic?? We sure are. That's why we brought back one of our favorite episode types. The News Room Num Nums. This week we bring you some recent news articles that our zipper just couldn't hold back anymore. These news articles include a local tournament conclusion, a reason why checkers is better than chess, and an internet personality being inappropriate. Each story fits our theme for this week, so tell us if you figured it out. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast. 

This week, we bring back two big childhood things. Scented markers and feeling dumb. That's right! It's game week and Drew has come up with an all new game to see if CJ's big nose is worth the face real estate. Join us as we discuss our weeks, our ideas, and our life choices that culminate with us smelling markers on the internet like your mom told you not to do all those years ago. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Do you remember back in high school where possibly the rumors spread of the kid that got in trouble with the cops? Whether you feared or pitied that kid, they have a hell of a story. Now what happens when you have two dumbasses who can't seem to stay out of the cops attention for very long? That's right... two dumbasses telling cop stories on a podcast episode! Join us this week as we take you on a deep dive on some of the times (believe us, it's not all of them. This'd be a 24 hour long podcast haha) that we've been in the police spotlight. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.