The Lunch Table

What a Memorial Day BBQ it was... The floodgates opened and Drew got way too sauced up. So sauced that he needs to start an apology tour. Find out how and why. Oh... and what people in different states are called. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Sometimes you are so good at something, that it takes no effort at all to succeed. Well... we've found CJ's calling. We've discovered his keen eye for "sausages"... More particularly pro wrestlers from the 70s, 80s, 90s, and 00s "sausages." So this week CJ'll play a game we like to call "Guess the Buldge." All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

If you've watched the news or the Gen Z news (Tik Tok) lately, you may have heard about all the horrible things P Diddy has done. Murder, grooming, drugging, the list goes on. But we here at The Lunch Table believe his biggest atrocity is not following his heart. Drew and CJ consider themselves something of matchmakers. So Diddy, if your watching, we built a list of potential candidates for the next batch of heinous things you planned up. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Sweet revenge. Revenge is one feeling that everyone loves. Anyone that says they don't or says they feel sorry about it is lying. They are only sorry they got caught. It's human nature. Someone steals from you, you want it back (or something better). That's revenge. Someone hurts you in some way, you want them to pay and see how you felt. One of the oldest rules in the book "eye for an eye". This week we dove into the Revenge Subreddit and found some flooring stories. Being split into 4 levels (Petty, Pro, Nuclear, and Blackhole, depending on the severity) we wanted to share some flabbergasting revenge plots. Play along and see if you can guess the level, and what you would have done. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Everybody has a Walmart weirdo story. We're you the one at Walmart that have six dogs lick peanut butter off your toes in the Clearance section? No,... Well you could have been. Did your buddies go rascal jousting and the winner got the handicap stall? Ok, just us?? I get that. Even we were floored by some of these stories we read. Tell us about your experiences. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

With the NFL draft coming up, we decided to draft something too. Now we could have done movies, or family members. But no. No, we drafted something even better. Something with fell from the heavens and into the mouth of the gods. Then chewed up from them and given to us. The "sweet" relief of life, the "bar" none undisputed champ of mouth feel, the "nougat" of gold in everyone (except diabetics) lives. Candy. Chocolate, fruity, sour, crunchy, doesn't matter it's all on the board today. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Everybody loves rating people. Everybody loves saying what turns them on. Everybody loves telling others their icks. So, we've decided to play "She's a 10, but...". Everybody likes what they like, and this is ours. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Great changes mean great observations are needed. So as CJ says, make sure you know what you're putting in your body. If you like sugar in your holes, be careful and use moderation. If you like carbohydrates in your holes, be careful and use moderation. If you like plastic or rubber in your holes, be careful and use lube. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

In a world of uncertainty, there's two men that stand in the way of boring brain waves. Two guys that push the line between high and shower thought. This week join us for another fun adventure of Drew's Braingasm and Would You Rathers. *brain waves sometimes included. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

The game is simple. Guess what the average household item is and it's intended use. The modifiers are the hard part. Half of these items CJ will be blindfolded for. The other half are so obscure that they need no shroud. 3 lifelines are available. For each item he gets right, he gets a Nerf dart. For each dart acquired, he has to shoot and knock down a can. IF he succeeds, he gets his beloved gummy prizes, should he fail... dry saltine cracker challenge it is. All this and more of The Lunch Table Podcast.