The LUNSB Show with T-Bone and ChickBrew

In our Magic Mirror this week, we see Shirley, Brandon, Jamie, Kevin, Steve, Darrell, Rob, Mike, and—of course the other Shirley .

This episode is packed tighter than a Nathan’s Hot Dog bun! We’re diving headfirst into food challenges, competitive eating, and the legend himself—Kobayashi—before throwing in a few questionable pardons, mob-influenced gambling, and the mysterious phenomenon of glowing gagoolies.

We’re not stopping there. There’s talk of concussion protocols, deceased spouse conventions, and even alibi establishment for beginners. Add a pinch of etiquette fails, a dash of wounds and contraception talk, and finish it all off with unexpected compliments—and you’ve got yourself another classic LUNSB ride.

Celebrity name drop: Joey Chestnut
Question of the Week: You’re forced to enter an eating contest—what are you eating?

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In our magic mirror we see, Tracy, The Stash, Tommy. Jan, Mekhalia, Steve, Shawn, Mike, Shirley, Heather, Rob, Bryan, Craig, James, Richard,  and of course...George.

In this week's episode, we dive headfirst into chaos (and maybe a little thermal water)! We're kicking things off with the wild world of kids' soccer, where tiny shins and massive parental egos collide. From there, things take a delightfully unexpected turn into the... er... fascinating realm of feet freaks, because why not?

Prepare for some heartwarming (and slightly cringey) daddy-daughter moments before we switch gears to the splashy, chaotic fun of the Doggy Dash and Splash. Then, hold onto your headphones as we pit podcasts against radio in a battle for airwave supremacy, pondering the true "weirdos in the world" who consume each.

Ever notice how pretty women sell things? We break down the undeniable marketing power of aesthetics. And in a segment that asks the big questions: if pets are love, does that mean you can get money for love? (Spoiler: we're still figuring that out).

We're then heading north to discuss the intricacies of Icelandic flag underwear restrictions (yes, really!), before plunging into the delightful absurdity of GEEP – the goat-sheep hybrid sensation taking the nation by storm.

And just when you thought it couldn't get any stranger, we wrap things up with a surprisingly profound (and morbidly curious) look at the last meals of the condemned. 

Plus we do all of our regular stuff too!!!

In memoriam: Deangelo & Ace Freely

Question of the Week: How long can you go without your phone?

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In our Magic Mirror we see Chris, Ralph, Julie, Maynard, Corey, Damian, Damien, Jessica, Mike, Shirley, James, JT, Rob, and of course TuBaur$.

This week, we’ve got fagioli for everybody—and not just in our dreams! Before long we’re deep into hostages, cruise ships, barracks life, and crocodiles doing crocodile things.

We ponder the instant possibility of finality with everyone’s favorite tight end, Mr. Travis Kelce, and wonder if old Tay-Tay would Stay-Stay (our guess: no!). Then it’s a clean-up in Aisle One as we dive into surgeries, self-aid, emergency rooms, crime scenes, and throat chunks—yep, we really pack it in.

A few wild diversions follow: things that go BOOM!, odd voter observations, a suicide-prevention reminder, and some deep thoughts on hair, weaves, and dreads.

Plus we do all of our regular stuff too!!! EnjoY!

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In our magic mirror this week, we see Genevieve, Jen, Deihlyah, Charmaine, Stephanie, Emily, Damian, Tracer, Bill, Brady, Heather, Robert, Brian, James, Kenny, Hope, Tool, The Nut, Mike, and of course Shirley.

In this week's episode, it's all about the pants, not really, but it sounded good.  Anyway, the specific jeans in question were Bugle Boys!  We lament about being Rota famous, highlight the Octobeefest, and give you some fine recommendations:  Valley Bistro, Shamrocks Bar and Eatery, Cafe Noir, and Shine! 

Then a little about the all white game at Highmark Stadium, suggestive coupons, before ChickBrew delivers the forthcoming big tease!  T-Bone gets a movie role, then almost immediately loses it...and it wasn't because of his bad Obama impression!

The Rota Spain Kennel project continues and sets the record for the Seabees' longest construction project in history!  Which is pretty amazing in a country that houses a Church that has been under construction for 143 years!

We start engaging with the SpinDrift Conundrum, learn about a stepmothers blessing, rename the most popular cream cheese in the world, all before we gets to da eats:  muffaletta, mortadella, and gabagol!and...ABUMGANG for listening!

And we do all of our regular stuff too!  Enjoy!

Celebrity name drop: Elon Musk

Question of the Week: What is your favorite pie?

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In our magic mirror this week, we see Laney, Mike, Shirley, James, Jessica, Keith, Dwight, Christina and of course TuBaur$.

We cover a lot in this one—jealousy, Navy training, and a funny story about whites. We dive into the differences between active and reserve leadership, the fine art of unchoking a dog, choking yourself, and pooping to death.

From new underwear for all the right reasons to yo-yo diet rebounds, young people’s teeth, and the dangers of homemade cookies (the perfect conduit for sweet, sweet revenge) — nothing is safe!

Add in monkeys typing Shakespeare, doctors not doctoring, outrageous ticket prices, and a round of very bad Cher impressions to wrap things up, and you’ve got one wild ride.

Plus we do all of our regular stuff too! Enjoy!

Celebrity name drop: Adam Sandler
Question of the Week: What’s your favorite coffee?

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You ever wondered what The LUNSB Show with T-Bone and ChickBrew would be like without T-Bone? Yeah, neither did we. But here we are — and for this week only, our legendary “one laugh per hour” guarantee is officially suspended.

In our Magic Mirror we see Erin, Tabrin, Tool, Pinapple, and The Stash — and that’s it. No other listeners are mentioned. Ever.

This one’s all about the ladies! ChickBrew is back, and TuBaur$ makes her official attempt at a full-on usurpation. We cover the essentials of life: cleaning, laundry, dusting, homes, and cars. Balance that out with plenty of food talk, and you’ve got yourself a show. We rewind to the days of COVID (especially in Spain), share some love for the dogs who clearly out-podcast us all, and then tumble headfirst into the strange world of face appendixes — hair, noses, ears, faces, and teeth.

And just when you think it’s over, we dive into phones, headphones, and cars. Because why not?

Plus we kind of do all of our regular stuff too?

It's a stark contrast, a fun comparison, or a total train wreck...you decide! Enjoy!

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In our Magic Mirror we see: Shirley, Mike, Birdie, Toby, Tool, Big Baby, Sam, and of course… Jessica.

This week's episode is built on listener notes—lots of them, mostly from one very dedicated fan. T-Bone continues to painfully attempt to mentor TuBaur$ as she inches closer to launching her own podcast, while we riff on technology, sadness, and the eternal endurance of long-term haters.

We map out relationship-ending events, remind ourselves to sometimes just get out of our own way, and then—curveball—introduce you to JOXS.

From there, we hate on employee recognition events, roast spirit week, and take a detour into the world of Suavitel.

A near disaster gives way to hot sauce secrets, followed by a zoo of unexpected animals: deer, dolphins (seriously, why?), bears, alligators, and emus. Then it’s time to meet Phroggin (yes, it’s real), and cap it all off with T-Bone’s rewrite of the Eagles' Fight Song. That just happened.

Plus we do all of our regular stuff to!

Celebrity name-drop of the week: Bob Saget.

Enjoy!

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In our Magic Mirror, we see: Christina, Chris, Ralph, James, Mike, Robert, Jeremy, Sherman, Bryan, Corey, Damian, Teresa, Amy, Austin, Darrell, Shirley, Jessica, and of course… Dave.

In this week's episode: We start with the tragic end of Riley, black cats doing black cat things, the terrifying introduction of Polaris (black cat) and the not-so-terrifying Poseidon (not so black cat).There’s a trophy on the line if you can come up with a non-sexual double entendre (good luck with that). Sexual harassment? Bad, maybe, mKay. Stealing someone’s premise? Always bad. From there, we detour into Philly Karen/Jazz Hands Dad drama. And—right before the full dis-egg-ster—pure joy breaks out because it’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time. TuBaur$ has a bad biology lesson, T-Bone has a 15 minute rule, and apparently murder is extra fun when set in the roaring '20's!

Plus we do all of our regular stuff too!

Celebrity name-drop of the week: Cher.

Question of the Week: What’s your favorite cologne or perfume?

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In our Magic Mirror we see: Damien, Hal, Malek, Damian (yes, two of them), Mike, Robert, Bryan, James, Kelly, Joel, Brandon, and of course… Shawn.

In this week's episode: TuBaur$$ makes her triumphant third appearance as guest host, and we waste no time diving headfirst into the weird and the wonderful. We kick things off at the Orgy Dome (because of course we do), chase it with some Dranks!, and then debate the eternal question: Blondes or Redheads?

Somewhere along the way, a mysterious mystery pops up, we build a fake profile, and wrestle with the world’s growing Hyper Sensitivity.

The Lancaster 48 Hour Film Festival gets its spotlight, we brush up on our Spanish with the handy phrases: No moleste, no toque, y no abrace, and then we spiral into panic about a looming global condiment shortage. That naturally leads us to a smorgasbord of food talk — mayo, jamón, smash burgers, and yes… tossed salads.

Celebrity name-drop of the week: Bruce Baum.
Question of the Week: What is the greatest rock and roll song of all time?

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In our Magic Mirror, we see: Ricardo, Luke, Dave, Mike, Damien, Andrew, Manny, and of course… Lennon.

In this week’s episode: we officially introduce our guest host—TuBar$ (yes, that’s her name now, and no, you don’t get a vote… although we do debate if she should be called TuBars or Little Nut).

Naturally, we dive right into the Barrel of Crackers controversy, rail on commercials and readers, before turning to football and Formula One. At some point, we also declare that people who don’t listen to this show are probably stupid.

We discover TuBar$ has racing royalty in her bloodline—turns out she’s related to the Nut, a Drag Racing legend (not a Queen). Before boring you with a two-year catastrophic cardio recap, we explain why men in general make bad patients, remind you that firefighters suck, and stress the importance of knowing your limitations.

Oh, and amidst all this chaos, we still manage to promote the Four Horsemen IV Show at the Harrisburg Comedy Zone on August 30th!

...plus we do all of our regular stuff too! Enjoy!

Celebrity Name Drop: Kevin Hart

Question of the Week: What is your favorite cologne/perfume?

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