Alternate Titles for this Episode: All Dawns Must Die, To All the Dawns I've Loathed Before, White as Heck, Let's Have a Seance, Come Back to the Five and Dime Vera Adare Vera Adare, Impotent Shadow Son, Luke Casteel Thinks Arden Should Chill, Vera's Name is a HOSANNA, Semen on the Rocking Chair, Hush Hush Sweet Audrina, and - the one that really sums up how we feel about Whitefern, the ghostwritten fake sequel to My Sweet Audrina: Kill Them All

Your intrepid recappers return! Jules has performed a great sacrifice for all of us, by reading Whitefern, the revolting "sequel" to the V.C. Andrews masterwork of southern gothic horror, My Sweet Audrina. Though the book nearly destroyed her health and her sanity, Jules persisted. Much like Dawn, this is basically a celebration of misogyny, objectification, and at the end of the day, it's another book about boobs. Please rate review and subscribe to help us keep this project going, and tell your creepiest friends all about The Lurid Family

A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods

A podcast about the real VC Andrews, Terrible Ghostwriters, and Patriarchal Horrors In the Deep Dark Woods