The Macky Rat Podcast

By Macky Rat

A comedy podcast by Mr.X, Nate & Kaleb. We discuss popular culture, media and our personal lives.

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October 31, 2023 MACKY RAT 69 - HALLOWEEN 2023
It's our 69th episode! Do we mention that or make a joke about it? No - we forgot. To make up for it we have special guest Brain Mauro - which, to be honest, we squander. After a confusing introduction for Brain we get into our Halloween Extravaganza we talk about the best Halloween song ... this leads to some debate. We talk about the best Halloween movie; Ghostbusters. We talk about the Staypufft Marshmallow man who is not real. In normal Halloween fashion we have some candy talk. Something Mr. X loves to talk about. We give Brain a 2 minute stand up set. We have some more candy talk! Everyone loves Commander the presidential dog. Mr.X had a woman complement his costume that he wore to some kids thing forcing his wife to eat a piece of humble pie. We talk about costumes. We talk about a silly movie called The Birds, which Brain thinks is scary. WE debunk the claim that Brain sent Mr.X nude photos of his wife on 'accident' and to a lesser extent the Lingerie Fight Championships. We talk costumes that will get you canceled. A LOT of stuff happens this episode. Nothing particularly funny but...it's Halloween and everyone loves Halloween. Ultimately Brain on the show is an added bonus at it ruled having him on. He will be coming back for our Christmas extravaganza.
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1h 51min
October 24, 2023 MACKY RAT 68 - SMOKIN!
PAPER IS HOW WORK GETS DONE! We have mic issues all over again. A very saliva-y recording. This is one of are most 'stream of consciousness' shows in a while.

We talk about how we were recently interviewed on a show called PODS LIKE US. It's one week till our Halloween extravaganza! Target sells adult toys. Mr.X has a crazy and horny idea for Jim Carey's 'The Mask'. This leads into a bunch of complaints about Jim Carey, InLiving Color and Ace Ventura...and probably more. We talk about Macklemore as he is in the media again due to antisemitic statement he made that we didn't research. We talk about the Illuminati. We talk about New York Movies. We talk about Pirates in San Francisco. We recommend that you don't go into caves. We talk about this amazing meme from the 90s - the idiot American. Speaking of idiot Americans - we talk about a sinister government trick known as 'snitch tickets'. Joe Biden talks about the nuclear football. We talk about Lean Cuisine T.V. Dinners. Van ruins the podcast. Mr.X hates a guy named Barry and he seems woefully tired. Mr.X VOWS to find a new host - one who is HOT.
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1h 49min
October 17, 2023 MACKY RAT 67 - FRIDAY THE 13TH
It's Friday the 13th. OR, it was. And since we're posting we survived it. We know nothing about Friday the 13th...and we didn't learn anything about it. We get a visit from Manny from Los Shinigami's - a band that rocks! I'm just gonna say it but he's the best guest we ever had. We then think about some friends and fans who if they died it'd make us laugh. We talk about Sylvester Stallone movie "Over the Top". This leads into a conversation about the guy who stole Dorthy's Ruby Red slipper from Wizard of Oz ... Terry John Martin. We shout out Dylan Mulvany's fine ass getting woman of the year. Here's to you SEXY! Which of course leads to a talk about the ECLIPSE! With our dog expert ... Joeseph Biden. Mr.X does his best Ben Shapiro impression and the two briefly discuss how they will not be getting a hot woman to be a co-host in place of Nate. Which leads into a conversation about two America women who died climbing a mountain. We shout out our upcoming guest again! Brian Mauro - shout out to him. We finish up with a quick chat about Jack Ma ... and a few other items. Another fun filled episode!

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1h 34min
October 10, 2023 MACKY RAT 66 - Jaswant Singh Chail
We are BACK. This is a truly funny episode.

A long meandering intro from Mr.X...but none the less - funny! We think of a way to get people's attention. Then we talk about Columbus day! We unpack A LOT about that. Sylvester Stallone drops by as he is our Italian American specialist. He talks about Expend4bles and R0cky and R0ckT4lk THE original l33t talk. When you think of Columbus Day you can't also help about ... COLOMBO! We love Colombo - we talk about that for a while and Kaleb is working on a special project having to do with Colombo - somehow...and some other shows too. Joe Biden stops by for what we thought would be a longer segment. He talks about his Dog and Dog Land. Then we finally get to A.I. and a great man Jaswant Singh Chail! A story that MUST BE HEARD! It has it all - the Phantom Menace, Indian people an assassination plot on the Queen, the terrors of A.I., a homemade mask ... all this and more! We also discuss Nate's "brilliant" prank calls. Which makes him a jerk ... but then, we also tell a story that makes him seem like the greatest. Kid Rock also drops by and we have a segment of "Van's Lies".

Happy Columbus DAY!
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1h 37min
September 26, 2023 MACKY RAT 64 - ZOO
Another FUN FILLED episode of our comedy podcast. We search around for what we do unique as a podcast ... we don't find an answer. Kaleb gives us a weather update. Mr.X learns the history of Home Owners Associations from Kaleb. Mr.X went to the zoo and even though he tries his best his hidden racism comes out in full force. Mixed with some thorough annoying of his wife and mom ... he also traumatizes his child. Mr.X hates on his boomer parents, big pharma and how his parents made him see a child psychiatrist. Van, Mr.X's wife has a weird obsession with smashing cakes in peoples faces. Mr.X and Kaleb have both been surprisingly invited to a wedding. Even more surprising - Mr. X got married. The gang talks immigration fraud. We mention ... for the first time - legendary figure "James". We talk about adorable baby 'Methamphetamine Rules". Another person died in a silly way that could have been avoided if they listened to Mr. X...which leads to Mr.X talking about another way he's considering killing himself by. And talks about how to get the REAL knockoffs in downtown L.A.'s garment district. We close with damning Nate to hell! (we wish him the best and love him and would welcome his return). WE shout out or future, upcoming guest too! Listen to find out who DAT is!
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1h 36min
September 12, 2023 MACKY RAT 63 - 911
Nate misses the show yet again. Allegedly he's TOO TIRED. Anyways, we talk about 9/11 a little. They say everyone remembers where they were at when it happened...and we both do. We talk about Joe Biden and him not going to ground zero on 9/11 and how he has over 5000 pseudonym e-mails. Joe Biden then joins us to discuss said e-mails. We talk about harvesting black people's organs. We talk about Burning Man and how it sucks and how the people who attend it sucks...We talk about a brilliant text idea and how Mr.X likes cheese.
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1h 27min
August 30, 2023 MACKY RAT 61 - BACK TO THE BORING BASICS
We're back ... We talk about "Airborne" an extreme sports movie of the 90s having to do with rollerblading. Then we talk about Ichi the Killer - loosely like that. Nate likes the movie Turbo Kid - so does Mr. X. We talk about Idaho, and we come up with the perfect revenge plan for Nate's son. We also talk about a girl fight. We talk Trumps mugshot briefly. We determine that Ron is a gay man's name and that it'd be fun to be a big brother. Which leads to a good big brother. We talk about the Maui tragedy and give some practical advice on how Joe Biden can get reelected. Mr. X complains about his job yet again.
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1h 34min
August 22, 2023 MACKY RAT 60 - WHO IS TERRENCE
The Macky Rat Podcast is back! After a bi-week from recording errors we fixed the problem - not really...but...it recorded properly at least.

We start off talking about TGIF, Tim Allen and Tool time... Mr. X reminisces about some past acquaintances. Then we talk about Terrence - for a long time. It's Nate's black friend. We ask tons of questions about 'T' and we really try to get to the bottom of Nate giving a computer away. It seems boring and maybe it is. Mr. X talks about how he killed Steve in a dream. Elon Musk won't fight Mark Zukerberg, thank God. Mr. X goes off on a tangent against migrants yet again. He then callously talks about a cartel murder that happened recently. We also talk about another horribly calloused individual Kristen Hailey who stepped over a dying Pakistani to mountain K2 for some stupid record. Mr. X helped a guy named Hassan get a gun. Nate's been doing handyman work and we talk about another insane handyman who moves into your house to get rid of squatters. Nate can't think of anything that annoys him about his wife. Probably because he's way too tired. Kaleb's HOA fight has moved to a stalemate. And then we talk about the upcoming Boise trip some more. We talk about Come to My Town, or whatever it's called. Nate goes to bed early and we talk magic for a little. Magic sucks. The magic castle has its moments, and we talk about some NBC morning magician.
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1h 44min
August 08, 2023 MACKY RAT 59 - THE OBAMA HIT LIST
This episode we explain why Nate isn't here and give him a taste of his own medicine by psychoanalyzing him. We talk about the Obama murder of the man known solely as Obama Chef thanks to the dead internet.

We cover for Lizzo. As all the controversy surrounding her serves to humanize her.

We hate robots.

We talk about The Lord of the Rings yet again.

We talk about a number of other very pointless things. BUT in a very funny way!

Enjoy another, unfortunately, Nate-less episode.
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1h 30min
August 01, 2023 MACKY RAT 58 - LARRY J PARKER
BACK TO THE FUTURE - With Nate having horrible sound. We start this podcast with a long chat about ... 'fountains'...for some reason. Mr. X hasn't played Fortnite. Kaleb still has legal woes which leads to some decent 'role plays'. And one of my favorite chars ever - Larry J. Parker. If anything, ever happens to you ... you want to immediately sue the other person or business. We talk about the Harlem Globetrotters and Oppenheimer. Nate watched Indian Jones and Slum Dog Millionaire sucks. Oppenheimer is a boring but tolerable movie. Joe Biden is back with an excellent quote - we quote it. Aliens are confirmed by Congress ... not really. But, the congressional hearing was invented to cover up major news stories that signal the end of the world and more endless war. So, great. China has a new food trend - sucking on rocks. Mr. X recorded a 'Ninja Seminar' once. Malls are dead, Nate makes an interesting proposal about where Mr. X can sleep, and we talk about how cell phones are too expensive. Then Nate comes back for a second. THE END!
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1h 46min

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