The Macky Rat Podcast

By Macky Rat

A comedy podcast by Mr.X, Nate & Kaleb. We discuss popular culture, media and our personal lives.

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February 28, 2023 MACKY RAT 37 - NO NATES YET AGAIN!
Nate has abandoned us yet again. He's allegedly 'sick'. Lying bastard. Anyways, this episode Kaleb and Mr. X come together for another TWO BEST FREINDS ver. of the podcast. Mr. X hates Mr. Beast but loves old YouTube...though, upon reflection, there has been very little change - In Mr. Beasts defense. We discuss the worst type of person, someone 'in love with life'. The one good thing they do is when they get their comeuppance. We talk about the guy from '127 hours'. This somehow leads into a LONNNGGG talk about Everest. I don't know if it's boring or funny but...I'm going to go with funny. Mr. X then lambasts his wife - as usual. This time he got into a fight with her about Domino's Pizza Tracker. We share some 'Super Nintendo World' hacks, and we are fans of Duckman - starring Jason Alexander. We're the first to really deep dive into the Santa Cruz board walk's Cookie Monster terror - Adam Sandler, no relation to the famed actor Adam Sandler - sadly. And, in the last 10 minutes we shoehorn everything we didn't talk about into a crazy fever dream of nothing. ANYWAYS! It's a good episode, Ima declare it ... funny.

ENJOY!
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1h 34min
February 21, 2023 MACKY RAT 36 - HARRY POTER
Another great and disorganized episode. We talk Valentine's day - it's very boring. Shou out to J-Lo and Sir Mix A lot. Paving the way for fat asses to be cool. We all make a pact to die in a fashion where we flop out of the hospice bed and onto the floor and seizure around till we die. Also, Mr. X starts overusing the term 'flopping'. It's 30 minutes of boring Valentine's bull shit. Mr. X had a good week because he conversed with a hot ass broad. Then we get into John Wick 4 but that's not important. What's important is John QUIKK - Mr.X's parody John Wick movie. We can officially say John Quikk ROCKS! Super Mario theme park is finally here. We may or may not visit it - most likely not. We also finally address Harry Potter - such an amazing piece of boring, lame ass, media. Mr. X then goes on a tirade against JK Rowling and states his love for the LGBTQQA2SI+ community. For media talk we talk about Ricochet and Third Rock from the Sun. We then talk about KFC and Popeyes for a while. Good times!
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1h 28min
February 14, 2023 MACKY RAT 35 - YOURE GOING TO HELL
Another FUN FILLED episode of the Macky Rat show. We go over the finer parts of the term 'roger' ... then ... ITS SUPER BOWL SUNDAY! By this time the super bowl is over. But, you still have Super Bowl Fever no doubt. Mr. X is sick again. We talk about the good old WASHINGTON RED SKINS. Chief Red Skin drops by to ridicule us about the Chiefs...and the Red Skins, etc. Joe Biden and Hunter Biden drop by too. Hunter Biden raps a little for us. It's a mess. Mr. X predicts the end of the world then complains about the construction going on at his job - again. He then goes on to complain about Costco for a while, a long while. Mr.X then exposes the liberal media's attack on COSTCO. We then do Taco Bell talk for a little. The most important thing? Taco Bell DOES NOT give you diarrhea! It's delicious and rocks! Mr. X gives his review for God of War and pitches a 'funny' idea he had while playing. Boring. Then it's time for CEREAL TALK! Where we talk about cereals for a little. Delicious. Then we ... somehow, get sidetracked and talk about force feedback steering wheels. They are cool. Finally, we come to 'life altering titties', our favorite part. We throw out some more homebrew conspiracies. Then it's time for our Media Segment where we discuss The Wizard and Everything, Everywhere, All at Once. Two good movies. We riff on them for a little. It's also funny. All in all ... I'm going to declare this episode...funny!
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1h 36min
February 07, 2023 MACKY RAT 34 - TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
Every podcast has a podcast named this titling... "technical difficulties". Anyways, we start off very funny - till Nate ruins everything with his 'technical difficulties'. Joe Biden visits us once again and explains to us how he had open brain surgery and how we can't use "Indian style" any more to describe stuff. Mr. X declares that the 3 are back - their funniness is back...He then goes on to give us some parody songs. Unfortunately, Steven Tyler was accused of child sex ... i d k ...stuff - truly terrifying. We talk about HBO's 'Dream On', spoiler alert, it sucks! We talk Music Playlists and Nate has an odd choice of workout music, BOB MARLEY. Then the technical difficulties begin. Actually, on closer inspection, Kaleb starts off the technical difficulties. Kaleb likes Basement Jaxx, which is kind of lame, who are prominently played at the end of the Tomb Raider movie. Shout out to the song Red Alert and the soda. Anyways, music talk goes on for a while longer. We talk about The Room, cult classic film, and we love it... we also did a group watch of it. If anyone is interested in listening to that riff track with the film, let us know. Though, it's not very funny but it is like watching a film with Kaleb and Mr. X. We talk about it for a long time...then...Mr.X talks about how nerd fandoms are the worst when people start to enjoy it and most cult things should, really, just be enjoyed by him. Mr. X then finds a way to shoehorn supernatural crap into the pod again. And we start the 20 million dollar Trepanning deal! If we crowed fund 20 million dollars we'll drill a hole into Nates head for trepanning (NOTE: MAY NOT BE HONORED EVEN IF CROWED FUNDED). Mr. X then proceeds to eat popcorn while telling boring facts about trepanning...which he calls trimpanning, idiotically. Also, sex machine videos aren't erotic. They're lame.
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1h 34min
January 31, 2023 MACKY RAT 33 - PIZZA PARLOR BIRTHDAY
Episode 33 of our AMAZING comedy podcast. We start out saying Nate ruins the podcast but somehow, he makes it our best one yet. Anyways, Kaleb gives us a halfcocked review of Velma. It doesn't suck nor is it good - the worst possible thing a show can do. Mr.X gives credence to his real life yet again. Wana Sykes is back - thank goodness. Elon Musk joins us for a moment to ... discuss Nick Fuentes (?), not really but... Trump once had a sick spread for a college team, McDonalds, our favorite! Anyways, long story short, there is no product placement in Velma. Nate's favorite comic is Archie Comics. We love The Room, though we'll discuss that in depth in a later episode. Mr.X tells the story why him and Nate didn't talk for years. We talk about Nate's wife birthday. Guess what, it's hilarious! It's our best moment yet. We're so glad that Nate discussed this with us, that's all we're going to say. We give a special shout out to Shunji's Sushi in Los Angeles. We talk about bad kids from our youth and then tell a story about a particularly bad kid from Mr.X's youth. And how he had a chance to have it made but blew it... It all culminates to what it always does, talking about @$$ and 7i77i3s! All this and more on our BEST EPISODE EVER!
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1h 28min
January 24, 2023 MACKY RAT 31 - THE WORLDS LARGEST PIZZA
Another fun filled episode of The Macky Rat Podcast. Mr. X tells a lovely story about how he will lose what little he has due to his wife running someone over. Nates a normie or maybe he's not...we can't tell. We expose Nate. We talk Velma. Rule 34 is alive and well. Nate likes Moon Cake. The cenoserd parts are [censored] but the protect the names of the innocent - it's not a bleeped out n'word. We discuss a new Guinness book world record! And talk to the person who ate that new record ... We do a Muskdate and discuss the Ivan Hockey controversy. Mr.X lets the world know his brilliant Velma idea he pitched. More hilarious news from India and the cock fighting world. Disney Land is being sued - rightfully so perhaps. Mickey Mouse drops by again. The Kama Sutra is dumb and unnatural. Next week will bring back a Nate Roleplay and well, a lot of stuff happens but this is a general summary so... ENJOY!
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1h 23min
January 16, 2023 MACKY RAT 30 - NATES BACK
Nate is back. After a hiatus on the show to go and post inflammatory anti-police rhetoric on Facebook ... he's back. We learn something new about Trump and Qanon...they are a secret band of 'hunters' dispelling corruption and pedophiles - which are now called MAPS! We have a MUSKDATE. Van's friend's mom died. We dip into the 'dead internet' conspiracy briefly and talk about AOL again. We confirm Nate has not tried to kill himself or thought about it, which is good. We go on to do an unfunny prank call to the suicide hot line. Mr.X gives Nate some good advice and declares that if were to F' the Stranger Things girl she'd have to shave her head again. Grandpa Chase somehow comes back...somehow. Nate has never given anyone advice. That's probably the best. We hate when the rich give advice...and we really hate Mark Cuban. Mr.X goes off on some sort of weird credit rant. Van comes to the defense of the Chinese once again. Which leads us to talk about Counterstrike. We talk comic book movies a second. We talk Chris Chan (our favorite) ... and then, we go on to talk for A LOT longer.
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1h 30min
January 10, 2023 MACKY RAT 29 - EXPOSING NATE
Episode 29 of the Macky Rat Podcast brings us to our third two party outing. Mr.X and Kaleb and NO NATE! It only makes sense that we EXPOSE our most 'popular' members most heinous ... idk ... crimes. We start with a shout out to 'swole Asians'. We speak about Asian body builder 'Thanos' briefly - for some reason. We finish up with Mr.X in-law woes. And that takes a long time. We give some good anecdotal evidence behind why you should lock the bathroom door whenever you go and the evils of people who call people 'bud. That also takes a long time. We have a new hypothesis for Nate's job that he's possibly being experimented on and not actually a 'scientist'. We take a moment to talk the 2022/23 chain letter of #gratefulchallange. It's dumb. Buster of Dave and Busters fame is dead...and so is the actual franchise because they no longer have any good games. Also, the psychologist from Terminator is dead - and duly ignored. Mr.X never forgets anything you told him in confidence and is waiting to shove it in your face. We reminisce about porn.com . Juvenile the rapper is cool and COVID madness was an interesting time. Also, Mr.X is a psycho prepper. We also talk about Nate's much cooler and manlier brother. Mr.X then goes off on a bizarre red-pill advice rant for some reason at the end. All in all ... a pretty good episode.
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1h 32min
January 02, 2023 MACKY RAT 28 - NEW YEARS EVE PARTY!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

We forgot to upload the episode for New Year's Eve. So, here it is!

Celebrate the lamest holiday all over again with your pals at the Macky Rat Podcast.

This episode we talk about mermaids ... We love Tom Green - we don't love new Tom Green. Mr. X may or may not have met Lucky Liu. Chinese New Years is also coming up! Oh boy! We introduce a new pod favorite character, Good English Speaking Taiwanese College Student. We bring back Nate's Questions. As usual, Nate and Kaleb have add nothing with their new year's resolutions. We reminisce on some high lights for the pod and do a 2022 media recap - as this pod deals with media, politics and our personal lives... and that goes on for a long time. We address celebrity deaths with a BIG TWIST at the end. Not an amazingly funny episode but it gets the job done. SO, f off.
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1h 27min
December 25, 2022 MACKY RAT 27 - CHRISTMAS EXTRAVAGANZA
All we want for Christmas is you ... to listen to our podcast!

It's our Christmas Extravaganza.

We sing some horrible parody songs. We reminisce a little. At one point Mr.X goes on a pro-Rise Up tirade.

I'm too busy celebrating the holidays to type a good summary ... also... I forgot to upload our Xmas episode last night. So, please, give it a listen and Merry Christmas.

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1h 30min

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