Some poetry about feeling ghoulishly horny as well as a level two burn of the Fryd Oreo Podcast’s recent episode on women being attracted assholes

An unusually curated episode from the pirate queen of slackness 😗 but actually I am proud of this episode and I’m excited to be improving the quality of my broadcasts. That isn’t what this episode is about but have a listen and you’ll find out. Also, check out Diego McCloud on Anchor

CuntSandra is waking up and has started singing

How do we stop ourselves from being screwed in a bad way as women?

A sleepy chat about relationships remorse and learning to become a better version of myself.

Starting to get more settled at my mum’s house. Spend some time with me out in the slightly windy back yard with the dog and in the sunshine on a beautiful day 💋

I’ve heard back from the police and the wheels of bureaucracy are still turning hopefully in my favour. This recording is from the backyard of my mum’s place featuring Odie the dog.

Eventually I’ll find a bed to fucking again but this one isn’t it. I spent the first night living at my mum and sisters place. I think it’s gonna be okay but I’ll keep you all up-to-date. Hugs and kisses

If you want to you can listen to me practice the ukulele sometimes well sometimes badly and talk some shit and have a bit of a cry and stuff.

Today is Sorry Day and the first day of Reconciliation Week and I sing masquerade and talk about the tendrils of whatever I had a relationship with my darling Darique and just a general update about where I’m living. https://www.reconciliation.org.au/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/ra-nrw-2019-guide_v8.pdf