Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman!

Batman: Huh?

Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey.

Batman: Oh.

"Honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot. I'm not married."

Nic: Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!

Batman: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.

Nic: What are you?

Batman: I'm Batman.

Officer Fletcher: John, don't run.

John Anderton: You don't have to chase me.

Officer Fletcher: You don't have to run.

John Anderton: Everybody runs, Fletch.

"Am I too turtley for the Turtle Club?"

Max Fischer: I like your nurse's uniform, guy.

Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.

Max Fischer: O, R they?

"Earthbenders! Why are you acting this way? You are powerful and amazing people! You don't need to live like this! There is earth right beneath your feet! The ground is an extension of who you are!"

"If you ride like lightning, you're going to crash like thunder."

"Gwen Mason: [panicked, desperately] I've been good!

[Santa hits her with a table leg]"

Po: Who are you?

Li: I'm Li Shang. I'm looking for my son.

[everybody gasps]

Po: You lost your son?

Li: Yes. Many years ago.

Po: I lost my father.

Li: I'm very sorry.

Po: Thank you.

[pause]

Li: Well, good luck to you.

Po: You too. I hope you find your son.

Li: And I hope you find your father.

[they both walk off, everyone facepalms]