Chef: Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?

General: I don't listen to hip-hop.

[Joel surrenders his gun to David in the cemetery - they begin to walk and David has the gun pointing downwards - a loud bang is heard]

David Allen Griffin: Wow. It's loaded.

Well, usually, there would a quote from the IMDB page, but there were no quotes available there for this movie.  And you know what?

It drives me crazy.

Michael Sullivan: He murdered Annie and Peter!

John Rooney: There are only murderers in this room! Michael! Open your eyes! This is the life we chose, the life we lead. And there is only one guarantee: none of us will see heaven.

Michael Sullivan: Michael could.

John Rooney: Then do everything that you can to see that that happens.

Kathy: So, where are you from?

Johnny: Around.

Kathy: Around?

Johnny: Yup-yup.

"Stepped on me, stepped on me? Are you kidding? This guy was dancing on me! I mean just look at this, broken, broken, gone, gone, broken, broken, broken..."

"Police: Are you classified as human?

Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

Coach Finstock: There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

Wesley: [upon seeing a dead woman hung on a meat hook] Oh my God! Hey, we can't shoot a dead woman! She might be somebody's mom!

[Fox shoots the corpse in the head]

Gunsmith: You need to know what it's like to put a bullet in a body.

Robin: I need a sign that you've turned over a new leaf.

Ivy: How about "slippery when wet?"