AFLAC duck.  We have no words...

Or Heaven's Scent?  The A-List actress has set the internet ablaze with a candle called, "Smells Like My Vagina."  This would be a good time for someone to invent scratch 'n sniff radio.

Imagine your significant other handing you a (metaphorical) lined piece of paper and asking you to fill it out with all the sexual fantasies on your list that she wants to fulfill.

Bobby doesn't have to imagine that anymore.

The guys ring in the New Year with Hank Moody and two goddesses.  Or was it just some really good acid?

The guys do an About Last Night segment, fresh off a visit to a college-town bar.  (Have a pen and paper handy...as you will want to take notes on what not to do).

HD recounts a personal story that qualifies as one of the most brilliantly stupid or recklessly brave (likely a little of both) decisions ever made in the history of histories.

The guys lift up the skirt on a topic millions are doing but few are talking about.

The guys discuss the delicate and very personal topic of their fear of vs intimidation by women.

In a sad bit of ironic show timing, our Friday the 13th segment has Bobby doing something only Bobby can do:  break his own heart.  Can it ever be mended again?

HD spends a week in Las Vegas at the world's largest marijuana convention; by the end, he wants to change the name of it to the Mannabis Show  :(