The Mark & Jess Replay

I once attempted to stop a shoplifter!! Blue Jays fans ate a ton of hot dogs at a game this week! I think I came across the greatest cleaning hack of all time. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

My wife's vehicle is in dire need of maintenance. I realized my Wordle streak SUCKS!! Some millennial baby names that already feel old. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!!

Kids will affect your sleep for your entire life! Having someone put fuel in your vehicle is the best!! I gasp for air a lot. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Artemis II will be doing their lunar flyby today! It is very difficult to find pumpkin seeds nowadays. Has anyone called you by the wrong name before?! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Rib remodeling is a newish cosmetic surgery that's gaining popularity! My kid thinks I play for the Riders. I don't really remember hypercolor shirts, do you? All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Is "you look good for your age" an insult!? The people that protest on the corner of Albert and Vic are really accumulating a lot of signs. There was an art heist in Italy, and I bet they're celebrating their theft with some chocolate. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

The back of the plane is the worst place to sit on a plane! I miss physical tickets!! Is eating pizza with a fork a no-no!? All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Tiger Woods is a menace on the road! A bunch of Kit Kat bars were stolen in Europe. This engagement was completely botched!! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Donald Trump vs Elvis Presley... who would win in a fight!? People have some opinions about NHL players being out the night before a game. It was a short Weekly Whoopsies, but I did almost choke to death this week! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Long lines are my nightmare!! Chad from the Wolf uses some big ass font! A gal from England is married to a... river. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!