The Mark & Jess Replay

You can purchase an $800 pair of pee stained jeans. My vehicle was left unlocked last night, and someone stole two pairs of sunglasses from me. Tim Hortons pizza kind of looks like Lunchables Pizza. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Would you gamble on arcade games!? Carrying a full dog poop bag is weird! A big beehive delayed an MLB game last night! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I get some of my best thinking and people watching done in waiting rooms! The April version of Halloween Alley is H&R Block. People need to knock it off with copy and paste Facebook posts!! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I sing a non Creed song as if I was Scott Stapp, lead singer of Creed! My fiancé Kasey was showing people pictures of our kid at the bar on Saturday night. I find posting pictures or videos of yourself crying online a bit weird... All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!!

I made a bad typo on my Insta story yesterday!! I EDM a kids song! This or that with Jess. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

The Wiggles released an EDM album and it's sooo good! The actors from The Blair Witch Project want more money! I still have a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

57-0 is the highest scoring hockey game I've ever seen! I HATE Facebook Marketplace, and my hate for it continues to grow. With With Jess on mat leave, it was time for a blast from the past!! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!!

Someone was using vice grips as a steering wheel! You don’t see coin collectors at malls much anymore and it's kind of a bummer. I've had a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth for a while now and it's so annoying. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Someone added a fake beard to a photo of Mark Zuckerberg, and it completely changed his look! Would you rather stub your toe or bite your tongue!? My suits don't fit great anymore... All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I compile my screw-ups throughout the week and play them!! The best situational naps! Court is back in session with Judge Jessica! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!