The Mark & Jess Replay

There needs to be a new nickname for a certain name! Sleep deprivation apparently impairs cognitive function as much as alcohol intoxication. I compile my screw-ups from throughout the week and play them. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Transporting a live grenade is crazy! Cats get themselves into the most ridiculous situations. What kind of weird cravings do you get? All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Is pulling hair out of a drain gross or satisfying!? I bought an even more expensive deodorant this week. Shower beers are the best beers. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

It's always a good idea to check the lock on the bathroom door a few times. A guy was rocked by a bison! You don't need to ask the 911 operator how they're doing. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I have absolutely zero self-control around anything sweet!! Do these names belong on the Stanley Cup? I didn’t have many whoopsies this week!! So I went back into the vault and got a Weekly Whoopsies from October 2025 when Jess was still here. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I miss my Craven van! A guy is selling garbage from the streets of New York. I saw someone attempt to go the wrong way down a one-way yesterday! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

There are rules when it comes to donuts at the office. When was the last time you actually dialed someone's number? With Jess on mat leave, it was time for a blast from the past!! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Accidentally liking something on social media is a scary thing! Deodorant is sooooo expensive! Is it underdog or underduck? All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I sing a Shakira song as if I'm a heavy metal singer! I had to go see what a sound was last night. Losing leftovers is heartbreaking!! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I wanted to give a big shout out to a kid that wore something awesome at Balfour's grad. A couple of people decided to climb to the top of the Empire State Building! A learner driver was having a tough time driving yesterday. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!