Welcome to the Election Day edition of The Mark Steyn Show. To see you through the doldrums of tedious reports about voter turnout and the strategic leaking of fake exit polls in mid-afternoon, he's retooled some of the show's regular features, including his Poem of the Week, Song of the Week, Last Call and 100 Years Ago Show, to cover many aspects of America's Election Day through the years, from Warren Harding's spectacular GOP landslide to the original undrained DC swamp - plus a salute to Calvin Coolidge's vice-president from Van Morrison and Engelbert Humperdinck...

Mark covers the state of play six days out, the looting and burning of Philadelphia, the very first accusation of colluding with Vlad in Russia, monkeying with the monarchy, kinky sex fetishes then and now, and a tale of two exits...

Mark gives an update on Campaign 2020 from acronymic sexism to woke generals, reflects on competing realities with a bit of classic Steyn, offers a poem and a song for the times plus the Grinch who stole Christmas prematurely...

Mark covers Campaign 2020 two weeks out, the liberation of Jeffrey Toobin's penis, Britain's bonking ban, and a French decapitation. There's another edition of The Hundred Years Ago Show, plus a windswept chanteuse...

Mark covers the state of play in Campaign 2020, the faintheartedness of rock-ribbed "conservatives", Supreme Court jurists in Washington and Dublin, and much more. There's another edition of The Hundred Years Ago Show, in which Warren Harding blows off proposals for presidential debates; and a consolation for Covid-clobbered 007...

The integrity of the American state, and why the wider west reacted to China's provocations as it did. There's also another edition of The Hundred Years Ago Show, a brace of poems for Columbus and 1492, and farewells to a High Tory and a blue teenager...

The President and Mrs Trump test positive for Covid-19, old-school corrupt Philly Democrats back in the saddle, a bipartisan presidential commission on who gets to run, plus Steyn on NPR...

Mark covers the bloodlust on the streets, attempts to make sense of ChiCom-19's "grim milestone", and ODs on Vitamin D - plus another edition of The Hundred Years Ago Show...

Mark offers contrasting equine forays from the streets of Copenhagen and Chicago, twilight time on Sunset Boulevard, Downton Abbey for racists, democracy in lockdown, a poem for the season of mists and mellow fruitfulness, and a last dance in the ballrooms of the west...

Mark brings the crazy - from a pithier Pledge of Allegiance to NPR minivans, Quebec apartments to two-thirds of a billion brand new Americans. Plus a Vicwit Wanker Copperpalooza, The Hundred Years Ago Show, why YouTube is no longer MeTube, and a very necessary pick-me-up...