YEEHAW!! The boys are back and with special guest from Texas. Rane, one of Matt's good friends, was visiting New England and got him in on an episode. Flying/traveling can be a breeze, while other times it can be a nightmare. Rane shares his awful experience on a popular airline. Back by popular demand, it's not truly The Martini Boys without an espresso martini. How Texan are you? Alex brings a knowledge test to the table. The history of Texas, the Alamo, King Ranch and good ol' Davey Crocket. Taxes, day trading and what's weird about New Hampshire. THE BRITISH ARE COMING!! Paul Revere, an American silversmith, military officer and industrialist who played a major role during the opening months of the American Revolutionary War in Massachusetts, engaging in a midnight ride in 1775 to alert nearby minutemen of the approach of British troops prior to the battles of Lexington and Concord.

As time marches on, it seems that our language evolves with each generation. Will the slang nonsense continue to get worse? Alex is on a roll with discovering company slogans that are simply too good not to share. Most people have experienced quitting a job before... but did you leave with a bang? The boys read anonymous submissions about hilarious ways people have left their jobs. Have you ever been up late and watch a video that has you laughing for hours? Alex certainly found one and is now stuck in Matt's head. Could it be? The return of NPCs? Matt shares his most recent encounter, and other weird happenings.

Brining back a classic that started it all... espresso martinis. Made up of vodka and coffee liquor, we dive into the recipe, who invented the cocktail, where it's from and its origin. Our bodies all experience involuntary actions/reactions throughout the day. On this episode, we talk about sneezing, and whether or not we sneeze on a daily basis. Does something such as "ACHOO" turn people on? Well, apparently sneezing is a fetish. During his time in California, Matt talks about the 'Beautiful People Theory'... the physical attractiveness stereotype that may have evolved as a result of natural selection. Attractive individuals may have a greater chance of mating and passing on desirable traits and are therefore preferred as mates over others based on their physical attractiveness.

A recent trip to California inspired this episode's choice of drink. One of the most popular tiki drinks out there... the Mai Tai. While wearing their best Hawaiian shirt, the boys talk about the top 10 WORST slogans for ad campaigns used by some of the most popular companies out there. Whoever thought that these were a "great idea" leads to many other concerns. Alex is back with one of Matt's favorite topics... this time being Scottish slang. California is known for a lot of things - such as the notorious wildfires, and the fast food chain In-N-Out Burger claimed to be overrated... or is it?

For the past two weeks, Paris has held the 2024 Olympics and there has been a lot to talk about. The boys get into the countries participating, rankings for medals, and all of the Olympic disciplines involved this year, including brand new ones. An awesome weekend in New Hampshire for a bachelor party, which included river waterslides, cornhole, an explosive hot tub, and a smart TV that may have been hacked by nearby pranksters. Sad news and the end of an era... the Xbox 360 store has officially closed down. To pay their respects, the boys reminisce about owning the console, top 10 ranked best titles, and the infamous red ring of death.

Cheers, mate! In this episode, the boys dive into British-English slang words, phrases and what the heck it all means. Slang often reflects cultural nuances and social contexts, providing a lively and dynamic aspect to everyday conversation... and Matt cannot get enough of it! Ever heard of 'The Lamp Theory'? Tune in to find out what it is and how it might make you question reality. Taking a probiotic with coffee on an empty stomach is NOT a good idea. Alex finds this out the hard way.

Do you know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck? The boys try a flight of 4 classic cocktails, ranking them most to least favorite, all while trying to read tongue twisters. Fresh blood must be in the water because it's Shark Week, baby! There are hundreds of museums that exist in the world, but have you ever been to the Poozeum? Yes... it's a bunch of poop for your viewing pleasure.

There are ways to break bones… and then there are dumb ways. The boys talk about their own experiences, including stories shared by others. Whiskey vs bourbon: a deeper dive into this classic pour of choice. An 86-year-old man is recovering after police said his neighbor showed up at his back door naked and attacked him before the man’s dog jumped in and held the neighbor down. When it comes to Florida, it always seems like something crazy is going on.

MATT IS BACK! The boys talk all about Matt's trip to Alaska - everything from the Alaskan cruise, fishing, wildlife sightings such as bears, moose and orcas... to a helicopter tour experiencing the state's massive glaciers first-hand. If exploring Alaska is on your bucket list, this episode is for you. Cursed by wildfires? That may sound strange, but it seems to becoming a reality. A category 5 hurricane is heading right towards Jamaica, and resorts are preparing their defenses putting safety first, and service second.

While Matt wrestles bears in Alaska, Alex officially welcomes in the summer season. From no school to barbecues, concerts and tailgating at your favorite music festivals. Nothing beats the warmer weather, longer days and of course... ICE CREAM. In this episode, Alex reviews the top 10 best flavors, to some of the worst flavors of ice cream in existence, and you won't believe what is ranked the number one worst. Summer can lead to a lot, such as school vacation, high school graduation, going away to college and college graduation. It also means summer flings and breakups, whether you want to be free during the summer, or leave the past behind and begin the next chapter. Breakups are never fun, but there are many worse than others.