The credits have rolled, the password has been revealed. Now we delve into the time capsule that is archive.org, to how virtually poor the past was.

Neo finally internalizes his hero's journey and faces off Smith, once and for all, to decide who gets to run this crazy world

Neo shows us what *the one* can really do, meanwhile, the agents continue to debate who *really* won the big game last night

If humanity is a plague, what does that make you, ya robo-cop. Meanwhile, Neo and Trinity shoot extended cuts of parkour videos to mail to MTV

Turns out the real world isn’t for everyone. No grass to touch — none at all! *spits tasty wheat into bucket*

In this episode we see Cypher really get into it with all the double-crossing… by sneezing. Powerful stuff. A sneeze can go a long way. Listen to this episode to learn what we mean by that.

Here, Neo meets a strange bald child who teaches him to bend spoons. Oh also, a woman of colour predicts the future for him — or does she?

In this episode we learn two key things: Cypher is unhappy in reality and would like to be reinserted into the matrix; also, ‘tasty wheat’ does NOT have everything the body needs

Now that Neo FINALLY done with waking up, he learns Jujitsu, and fails to do ‘the jump’ — and he’s a real a bitch about it

This is the moment that Neo learns that for his entire life, he has been nothing more than a battery, powering that good old duracel bunny that we refer to as the matrix.