Neo wakes up yet AGAIN — but for real this time. Then, his real-world father Morpheus takes him on a tour of the ship, The Nebukaness- uh… the Nerberkernazzzy… Neburcharnezzar?

Neo meets Morpheus in a strange, run-down building, and finally gets red-pilled. This is the original red-pilling — not the lame kind we have now.

Neo scrambles around the office with all the grace of ‘drunken Boris Johnson’, only to eventually get captured by agents, and give them the finger (you know the one!)

The first of Neo’s many awakenings. It will happen several more times — but the question is, when will it happen to you?? Wake the hell up, man.

Here we watch the opening scene, where a strange woman with too much gel in her hair (Trinity) runs from some ‘agents’, defies gravity, and disappears into a payphone

This is it, the vibes you can expect when you indulge in listening to two friends chatter about possibly the most important film ever made.