The Matt and Kim Podcast

In this podcast we discuss:
A 93 year old woman who is made a "need more beer sign" gets delivered 150 cans of Coors Light.
Living 60 more years but not allowed to leave the house, or 10 years going wherever you want.
and other assorted nonsense.

In this episode we discuss:

A woman who farts in a dollar store and pulls a knife on a man who complains.
Spotify has playlists for animals?
Where would you want and extra eye?
and other assorted nonsense

In this episode we discuss:
Would you eat butter made from insects?
If every time you had sex it took a week off your life would you still do it?
Would Kim rather Matt have no penis or 5 penises.
Would you rather go a month without drinking or masterbating? 
and other assorted nonsense.

In this episode we discuss:
What if you were married for 30 years and found out your spouse was your sibling?

Would you rather have a one night stand with someone who's really attractive or really good in bed?

and other assorted nonsense

Live from Dallas! (pre-quarantine)
Would you have sex with a zombie if it was the one cure to never become a zombie?

Would you rather fight a round with Mike Tyson or sound like him for the rest of your life?

Four years in jail or marrying your ex?

In this quarantined episode we discuss.
Living a life of crime.  Having to beautifully sing everything you say.  How much of a wimp matt is.
... and other assorted nonsense.

Live from San Francisco we answer a bunch of questions that aren't necessarily hypothetical but get us thinking all the same...
 
 Which romantic gesture do you believe is over-rated?
 
 What have you been putting off for far to long?
 
 What do you wish you cared less about?
 
 How important is money to you?
 
 If we came home from tour and we realized the house now has a ghost, how would we get rid of it?

Live from Seattle!

Would either of you ever pose for a nude life drawing art class? What poses would you do? (Remember you gotta hold the poses for a few minutes at a time)

How would you quickly dispose of a dead body in a hotel room?

If you could snap your fingers and make any one species go extinct, which species would you choose?

If Matt and Kim were a comic book instead of a band, what would the comic be about?

Would you rather never be able to play music again or never have sex again?

Live from Minneapolis:

If your friend or partner got way too drunk and you were sharing a hotel room, where would you make them sleep? Would you still share a bed with their vomiting drunk ass, or make them sleep on the floor or in the tub?

What would you do if you realize you have been calling someone the wrong name (or pronouncing their name wrong) for years and they never corrected you?

If you came down with food poisoning during a flight, would you rather be vomiting or have diarrhea?

Given the opportunity again, would you play at an outdoor show in Minneapolis with subzero temperatures in January? (BTW, thanks for already doing that earlier this year!)

Live from Royal Oak, MI we discuss such things as:

You witnessed a terrible crime and a Mexican drug cartel wants your ass dead. You are put into witness protection. They give you a choice of Alaska or Arkansas. Which do you choose? Also, you can't make music ever again. What would you get a job doing? 

You friend tells you that they saw your mom on a dating website. Do you ask your mom? Or do you pimp her out to your single guy friends?

and other assorted nonsense