Matt and Woody ignore bedtime rules and exchange stories, late night after a fun-filled day.

Silk stockings Intro

https://youtu.be/_Yp3_zOaz9w

Quincy Jones Interview

http://www.vulture.com/2018/02/quincy-jones-in-conversation.html

Sand Traffic

https://jalopnik.com/los-angeles-drivers-avoiding-gridlock-find-themselves-t-1823092738/amp

Kanye & Sway

https://youtu.be/aXMRw0ZmI-A?t=19s

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Dirty Kirk drops by and provides a peek behind the inner-workings of running a fireworks empire. Also we find time to talk about gun control, circumcision, olympic condom distribution and a world without grid girls.

Dirty Kirk Fireworks

https://www.facebook.com/DirtyKirksFireworks/

Sparkler Bombs

https://youtu.be/4AdP67GWU8A

Proposed Circumcision Ban

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43111800

Listen to this before you next Circumcision

https://people.howstuffworks.com/circumcision.htm

Say goodbye to Grid Girls and Booth Babes

https://jalopnik.com/formula-one-will-finally-stop-using-grid-girls-next-sea-1822584751

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2018/02/formula-1-f1-grid-girls-eliminate-reaction-social-media

http://fortune.com/2018/02/28/2018-geneva-motor-show-booth-babes/

Olympic Condom Breakdown

http://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-43044632

Coping with a Superbowl loss

http://dailysnark.com/traffic-porn-hub-shot-new-england-patriots-super-bowl-loss/

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Matt and Woody discuss various issues plaguing the Western US, including the New California secession movement, outrage over gas pumping, incompetent homeowner's associations and incontinent citizens.

*SHOW NOTES*

Oregon Gas Pumping

http://cheezburger.com/4416005/oregonians-are-completely-losing-their-minds-over-pumping-their-own-gas

New California

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/01/16/new-california-declares-independence-california-bid-become-51st-state/1036681001/

Incompetent HOA

https://jalopnik.com/dumbest-hoa-ever-is-allegedly-forcing-residents-to-keep-1821886917

Poop Maps

http://dailycaller.com/2018/01/15/san-francisco-defecation-map/

Dog Poop

http://mentalfloss.com/article/526025/there-may-be-ancient-reason-why-your-dog-eats-poop

Ginuwine

https://www.bet.com/music/2018/01/08/ginuwine-big-brother-celebrity-trans-woman-twitter-debate.html?linkId=46725892

Seinfeld denies Kesha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0_0aeIO2Sk

Pornstar Deaths

www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/porn-industry-reeling-after-five-deaths-in-only-three-months/news-story/e779587b387f0ad2b3ae71ec45f0c631

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Matt and Woody discuss various forms of acceptable and unacceptable interactions and the gray areas in between. We also give opinions on the current state of music.

*SHOW NOTES*

Cuckolding

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/01/25/health/cuckolding-sex-kerner/index.html

Barney Runs Tantric Sex Business

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/zmzgbw/the-guy-who-played-barney-the-dinosaur-now-runs-a-tantric-sex-business

Banning BFFs

https://health.usnews.com/wellness/for-parents/articles/2018-01-05/should-schools-ban-kids-from-having-best-friends

What Depth Psychology Can Tell us About Victimhood Culture

http://quillette.com/2017/12/27/collision-reality-depth-psychology-can-tell-us-victimhood-culture/

Rap overtakes rock as most popular genre

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/music/2018/01/03/rap-overtakes-rock-most-popular-genre-among-music-fans-heres-why/990873001/

Cole Beasly Can Rap

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2018/01/dallas-cowboys-cole-beasley-rap-single-80-stings-audio-video

Cole Beasly Can Dunk Too

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1200271/5-8-Cole-Beasley-shows-OBJ-REVERSE-dunk.html

Tom Hardy Has a Rap Album Too

https://www.maxim.com/entertainment/tom-hardy-1999-rap-track-2018-1

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Matt and Woody discuss $1,000 cellphones, $100 fruit, $500 shoes and 70 liters of sperm....when is too much, too much?

*SHOW NOTES*

The typical cellphone user touches his or her phone 2,617 time every day

http://www.businessinsider.com/dscout-research-people-touch-cell-phones-2617-times-a-day-2016-7?r=UK&IR=T

Top Google Searches in 2017

https://trends.google.com/trends/yis/2017/GLOBAL/

Poynton Regenerated

https://youtu.be/-vzDDMzq7d0

Worlds most expensive fruit

https://firstwefeast.com/eat/worlds-most-expensive-fruits/

$495 Shoes

http://www.trbimg.com/img-5915d452/turbine/la-sp-lonzo-ball-shoes-20170511

Keurig Smashers

http://www.businessinsider.com/keurig-boycott-coffee-machine-smashing-videos-2017-11

Redhaired sperm

https://www.thestar.com/life/2011/09/20/sperm_bank_cant_find_takers_for_redhaired_genes.html

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Courtenay joins us to weigh-in on robot rights, the street value of virginity and whether or not Gandhi would be cool with getting his morning commute info from Traffic Bae and much more...

*SHOW NOTES*

Robot Rights

http://www.thejacknews.com/free-markets/technology/saudi-arabia-granted-more-rights-to-robot-women/

The Value of Virginity

https://scallywagandvagabond.com/2017/11/giselle-teen-model-sells-virginity-cinderella-escorts-ethics/

Gandhi's old school views

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2010/jan/27/mohandas-gandhi-women-india

Jean-Claude Van Johnson

https://youtu.be/6lQ72f-jjx4

Traffic Bae

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba9cOleDEV-/?hl=en&taken-by=demetriaobilor

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcmrsdQjtAo/?hl=en&taken-by=demetriaobilor

Yanet Garcia

https://youtu.be/gt_rN6LNTBs?t=9s

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Topics ranging from Zoophiles, the first wave of sexual assault allegations in Hollywood and how much money is enough money.

Our good friend, Shawn joins us and applies his expert survival skills to various scenarios, including post-apocalyptic blindness, hurricanes, STDs and space migration.

Haley from the Bored At Work podcast, joins us to give the female perspective on the Google Memo.

Matt and Woody discuss concert and wedding social behavior and try to devise a solid inter-planetary defense plan.