The MB Machine Podcast

R spills about how much he likes the New Fallout series on Amazon. Beave tells about some of the initiation rites to become a volunteer firefighter. Midge is pro defensive rape. Enjoy the show!!!

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Heatstroke is our guest and the name of the game is: how much sexual harm can you handle and not be fucked up. Midge is fairly certain he could've spread his ass and had a dick rubbed on it and been just fine. Beave knows way too much about the anatomy of ducks and R wants to know how to get angry make up sex; if Beave can do it than so can anyone. Enjoy the show!!!

Did Diddy Do it? Can Mexican's fill pot holes before a bridge collapses? When is it ok to indulge in poop play? These and many more questions are answered by the dynamic duo of Midge and Beave! Enjoy the show!!!

Beave and Midge are exhausted and vent about the state of the world, Russian plays are a no go, FF7 is amazing and is anime adjacent, and last but certainly not least, Beave cries over a dilapidated alley. Enjoy the show!!!

Midge and R knock this shit out of the fucking park! We talk about getting people banned from the gym and how he has probably offed himself. Florida people are crazy and don't know where to sell unwanted children for crack. We have a quadriplegic(auto-correct for the win) pedophile that can't commit crimes and more! Enjoy the show!!!

The White Trash Awards are here! Beave, Midge and R argue about who/what is the trashiest! Driver, Richard and Bubbles join them and hysterical hijinks ensue. Driver wants to see asshole ate and is willing to pay Midge to do it, Richard and Bubbles just sit back and enjoy the chaos. Enjoy the show!!!

Beave is a hell of a catch and bitches find out. Midge is under the weather and needs join brought into his life, hence him goading Beave into ranting about politics, talking shit about Jessie Peterson and meandering about how wonderful of a weekend Beave had. Enjoy the show!!!

Good times equal, Beave getting laid before the episode, emails, hashing out the White Trash Awards. Bad Times equal, Midge arguing with his wife, not being able to find a judge, Taylor Swift, Skanks disputing contract and more!!! Enjoy the show!!!

This banger of an episode is brought to you by face herpes. Don't get herpes on your face, it's a drag. Beave and Midge swing hard and hit it out of the park on all topics! We've go George Floyd, face herpes, ball sack pimples, cumming down our legs, fuck Amazon Prime, Kim Congdon and more! Enjoy the show!!!

Beave christens Midge as the official Dr. of the Podcast. Ball blood is magical and essentially is your own free source of everlasting life. We watched the majority of Putin's interview and we're both pleasantly surprised. We have a cure for the serial killer population and more! Enjoy the show!!!

If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!