BACK TO THE SWAMP BABY!!!

Despite the wishes of the entire global population, The McDoncast is back baby! We talk about set photos from Superman (2025), more endless discussion on the Blade movie that will never get made, HBO doing dumb garbage, and a surprisingly substantive Nintendo Direct. News never stops coming here in internet land. Come join the fun and subscribe or something. If you want. Nobodies making you. Trust me. Don't feel pressured at all. Just do it. Stop questioning it. Just do it. Press the button. Your family will finally love you if you hit subscribe. Do it. Stop delaying and do it. Now. NOW! DO IT NOW! please

ehold fellow adventurers! We have reached the epic climax of our journey through out of date news stories. Finally we will see the epic conclusion of our heroes futile quest! Will Sam and Tucker succumb to the impending feeling of despair and loneliness that comes with knowing too much about Kit Fisto's contributions to lightsaber development? If not now, soon. Trust me, read actual books with useful information. Everything in our brains is disposable. No one will ever need to know that canonically pink kryptonite turns Superman into a homosexual. Or that the sound effect for blasters in the original star wars was created by hitting a metal cord with a wrench. These facts are meaningless. Having too many of them in your brain will lead to a never ending spiral into madness. See Exhibit A, this description or any of the other podcast descriptions for that matter. I've wasted precious years of my youth. Thousands of dollars into movie tickets that should have gone to a qualified psychologist. Should I be writing this at 2:30 in the morning while sleep deprived? Probably not. But no one reads these anyway. I could air thousands of my petty personal grievances and no one would know. Writing these things is like someone trying to keep an up to date MySpace page. Just yelling words into a large empty space with no one there to hear it. Is Dead Internet Theory true? Most likely. The Internet is not reality. Everyone's opinion you've ever heard on here is someone either parroting the opinions of someone else or the opinions of corporations that seek to market their products to the masses in a manner in which they won't even notice they are being marketed to. Wow I sure have covered a lot here. Next episode we'll touch on the upcoming election. What fun! I need serious mental help.

The end times have come for the entertainment industry so forces from throughout the land of dreams have united to unleash every news story physically possible. Join our lone warriors Sam and Tucker as the venture forth from their beds to their armchairs to discuss news from Summer Game Fest, Annecy Festival, and the infinite brigade of nonchalant Twitter announcements. Will our heroes survive their fateful quest? No.

Happy Summer Vacation everybody! I hope your plans did not involve going to the movies because that and the video game industry seem to be in a state of sheer collapse and panic. That's what we talk about mostly on this episode as we slowly journey forward in our endless podcasting quest to watch all our beloved childhood media franchises slowly bleed out at the behest of desperate corporate executives trying to feed the endless cycle of growth required by the late stage globalization of capitalism. Cookouts and the beach are fun Summer activities!

Wow! Another Summer is on the horizon meaning there's a bunch of overbudget, overlong big blockbuster movies stumbling into theaters! On this episode, we predict which of these big movies will barely eek out a profit, saving their multibillion dollar corporations from bankruptcy. It's such a fun time for entertainment. Movies are cool. Has anyone seen my wallet?

What I miss?

This episode is littered with news about all the thing people love! Sony Pictures movies, Marvel Studios continuing to chug along, and giant multi-billion dollar companies slowly consuming each other until all brands are one. Movies are fun! Also they talk about the Borderlands trailer or something, I didn't watch it.

Remember that football game from a month ago? Taylor Swift scored a touchdown and some movie trailers came out. Why can't I upload these in a reasonable time? It's snakes. They're everywhere. Someone help. This one just ate my Playstation. How will I play The Last of Us Part One Remastered Remastered Remake!?

Oscars Nominations, new Top Gun and Jurassic movies, Supergirl has been cast, and so much more!