The McGruff & Bitterman Podcast

The McGruff & Bitterman Podcast - Tearing down social constructs one bridge at a time. A few years ago, I reconnected with an old buddy from the hood who now lives deep in the Ozarks.  After not talking for thirty years, we decided to do a podcast and recorded over 60 hours of content.  Not for the feint of heart or those easily offended.  (Season 2, Episode 13)

A few years ago, I reconnected with an old buddy from the neighborhood who now lives deep in the Ozarks.  After not speaking for thirty years, we decided to host our own podcast.  We recorded over 60 hours of content including this episode.  Not for the feint of heart or those easily offended.

Because of an inordinate amount of questionable material, this bonus, discretionary episode is available to our VIP listeners only.  Enjoy the madness!

The is the kind of stuff you could only get away with as a free-range kid in the 80's... In this episode, the boys hazily recount their crazy youth again with death-defying tales of "Fire-Races" in the bull rushes.  A narrow escape from the Great General Edwards Bridge Fire that shuts down Rt.1A in the North Shore for two weeks will have you shaking your head in disbelief.  Take a perilous ride with them on an iceberg across the frozen abyss of the Saugus River.  Grab hold of the rusted, chrome bumper of the 75 Chevy Impala as they relive high-speed  "bumper-jumping" crashes along Pines Road in Revere.   It's truly a wonder they are still alive.  
WARNING: There is some extremely inappropriate banter around the 42 minute mark of this show.  It is going to sound pretty harsh, even by our standards.  But because of a legal contract I signed, I had to remove quite a bit of the content leading into the segment.  As a result, the seemingly harsh words are presented completely out of context and our intent should not be judged on a literal basis.  The segment was just so damned funny, instead of completely removing it, I decided to salvage it.   

Apologies for the omission of J.Z from the discussion.  Unintentional.
RIP Z.M.

"Spent my days with a woman unkind - smoked my stuff and drank all my wine
Made up my mind - make a new start
Going to California with an aching in my heart
Someone told me there's a girl out there
With love in her eyes and flowers in her hair"
 - Page, Plant, Jones & Bonham

the usual nonsense and  insanity... but we're actually getting better at it!

Bitterman finally calls bullshit on McGruff when the puck is dropped at the beginning of this episode and the gloves come off.  Disclaimer:  this banter is unlike anything you've heard from us in the past.  Stick around  'til the second period intermission when renown sports analyst - Dave "The Mick" from Bar Fly Sports joins us for his usual insightful and informative, local, sports commentary (when he can get a word in edge-wise between us two idiots).  Stay with us through the 3rd period  to learn more about the rare and mysterious phenomenon of the Bentley College hockey goaltender prone to spontaneous combustion on the ice.  The boys recount their inglorious street hockey days of yesteryear and explore the magic of the cinematic gem - "Airplane".    Long live Jeff Beck!

We think this is our best yet.  Hope you enjoy

LISTENER ADVISORY - MUST BE 21 YEARS OLD OR OLDER
Sexually explicit content is contained within this episode. 
We STRONGLY suggest that you DO NOT partake if you find crass and subversive subject matter offensive.
Please note: The ideas, concepts or depictions presented during this episode do not reflect the personal or ethical constitutions of the hosts.  We're just having a few laughs and the spontaneous jokes were just too damned good to edit out.