The Meet Cuties

We're just a podcast, standing in front of a listener, asking you to hear our scathing review of Notting Hill. Enjoy our hot take of a rom-com classic that left us questioning whether Julia Roberts is a sociopath.

What kind of birth control was Drew Barrymore taking? Does having a Top Gun poster make you a loser? Which celebrity is pathetic enough to be our baby daddy? We answer all the hard-hitting questions on our podcast reviewing the film Going the Distance, starring Drew Barrymore and Justin Long.

"I had the same experience: minus the happy ending and a boyfriend"

Nothing beats a high school rom-com, and Netflix has done it again! We chat “To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before” and dive into high school romance, how Florida is a truly disgusting state, and (spoiler) what it is like moving in with a boyfriend.

“Everything I’ve done in the last four years, just ignore it.”

New year, same BS. The Meet Cuties are back at it, this episode covering the A-list filled movie “He’s Just Not That Into You.” Don’t worry, Carly also spills the tea on attending the opening of Tom-Tom, the new bar spin-off of Vanderpump Rules. Enjoy, cuties!

"Hollywood engagements are like everyone else's brunch"

In this episode of The Meet Cuties we talk about the Netflix hit Set it Up. We talk about our love for Zoey Deutch, whether or not guys like girls who like sports, and predict the outcome of Ariana & Pete (find out if we were right).

“We gave you a beautiful night, and this is how you repay us??”

The reunion we’ve all been waiting for… the epic 2-on-1 date. Carly and Ali reunite with Adam, the Bumble bachelor who left them swooning 3 years ago. We dive into how this 2-on-1 date happened, who secretly had the hots for each other, and if a possible threesome in our future.

“I slept with him, that must mean I love him.”  Our best gal pal Sarah Franklin, co-host of the “Trust The Bachelor Process” podcast, joins us to chat her favorite rom-com, Failure to Launch. This fearsome threesome is breaking down walls and figuring out the conundrum that is Matthew McConaughey. Alright, Alright, Alright.

“My lady sensors were tingling.”

The debate is hot when The Meet Cuties watch The Kissing Booth, the Netflix original film that’s taken the internet by storm. We talk losing virginity, Jonas Brother fan fiction, and used high school fantasies. Things are about to get real (aka gross and vulgar) - you’ve been warned.

“If you’re between the ages of 18 and 23, you’re allowed to sleep with John Mayer.”

The Break Up > break ups. The Meet Cuties love the realistic (not-so) love story of The Break Up, starring Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn. We talk love languages, the douche baggery of John Mayer, and how one of our next door neighbors kidnapped his wife. DON’T WORRY, she’s okay.

“You can’t give HPV from a foot job.” The Meet Cuties are coming at you this week with “How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days.” From the movie’s sexist undertones to Kate Hudson’s dating history, we’re spilling all the hot tea. Speaking of hot, one of us tells a story that’s one for the history books.