We’re excited to announce that Bush is opening the Brixham Festival in Devon – but how is he going to fill his 25 minute opener? There’s also party planning, book sniffing, bike maintaining, and more caustic counselling in Tell Mel.

Mel and Bush are planning a new sideline business, while failing to release a popstar from the cupboard. Plus there’s more stern stewardship in Tell Mel.

Mel and Bush launch an investigation into well-preserved popstars, do their makeup on the bus, and prepare for a happy landing. Plus there’s more astringent advice in Tell Mel.

This week Mel and Bush are on holiday, so we’ve brought in Professor Brian Cox and Zippy to cover for them. APRIL FOOL! No, just the usual dose of historical deaths, pilates attire and chocolate bars for you this week. Plus there’s more punishing pastoral care in Tell Mel.

This week Mel and Bush are planning their perfect visit to a casino, lying to children, and indulging in meaningless waffle. Plus there’s more hard-boiled help in Tell Mel.

This week Mel plans a wedding… but whose is it?! Bush runs down his top 10 awkward moments. And it’s all washed down with plastic fish, canned custard and a mug of extremely strong tea. Plus more cruel-to-be-kind coaching in Tell Mel.

There’s a whiff of spring in the air and Mel’s ready and raring to greet the new season. Bush, less so. Plus there’s plumbers, big books, and more curt counselling in Tell Mel.

Mel and Bush are shouting at the TV, wrapping up warm in the supermarket and ugly crying this week, but leaving pet naming up to the kids. Plus there’s the usual firm but firm advice in Tell Mel.

Mel and Bush are back once again with a snazzy podcast and acceptable blood-sugar levels. On the agenda: socks, eggs, sword swallowing, and vinegar. Plus there’s another dose of heavy-handed help in Tell Mel.

Mel has emerged from the house of lurgy to join Bush for this week’s edition of the natty little podcast. Also covered: Weathermen, Kate Bush’s DNA, and doughnut strategy. Plus there’s more stone-cold support offered up in Tell Mel.