There’s going to be a royal wedding and Melanie is beyond excited about it! Are you planning on wearing a glittery dress this holiday season? You could be killing our planet. Call of Duty is pissed off at a new company. You won’t believe why! Melanie shares a tip that everyone should follow before ordering anything off of Amazon. Melanie’s bro-host has a new follower on Instagram! YouTube is adding a new feature and why Burger King should start selling Pepto Bismol. This episode is brought to you by CreatePhotoCalendars.com. Enter the promo code PODCAST for up to 55% off of your order!

Want to find out how to get free Chipotle? Then listen to this episode! Melanie shares a new hack that’ll help you bypass those annoying automated phone systems. Melanie and Michael share a list of the top Thanksgiving sides. Did your favorite make the list? A celebrity is claiming that she created the selfie and a snitch just got handsomely rewarded by chic-fil-a! Sacha Baron Cohen is helping some people in mankinis out. Plus, the heart happy story will give you goosebumps. Today’s episode is brought to you by Swap.com, CreatePhotoCalendars.com, and DanielWellington.com. Receive 15% off of your order at DanielWellington.com with code MELANIEMINEAU.

UberEats in the UK just saved a bunch of people extra calories. What Friends star is teaming up with Jennifer Aniston for a new tv show? Does Phoenix sound like Penis? One angry dad thinks so. Tiffany’s is selling more things we can’t afford and Prime members are now getting a discount at Whole Foods. A diner in NY has implemented a Teen Tax and Melanie’s bro-host is not happy about it. This episode is brought to you by Swap.com!

Melanie and Michael recorded fall song parodies and are competing to see who’s fall songs are better. Be sure to weigh in on Twitter! A fashion company is selling a dry cleaning bag that’s more expensive than your car payment. There’s a beef between Disney and the LA Times. A virtual Harry Potter universe is coming to your phone. Drake is collecting expensive items for his future wife. Matthew McConaughey is giving out free turkey and so much more!! This episode is brought to you by opinionoutpost.com and Swap.com.

Happy Halloween! You’ll never believe what ingredient is in one of the most beloved Halloween candies. Amazon is asking for the keys to your house. The Christmas Creep is real, but Target isn’t buying into it. A little girl’s mom isn’t happy after her daughter got a little too excited playing with slime. A panda in Berlin is sexually frustrated. Melanie and Michael explain their fall song challenge. Plus, what A-List actor almost starred in Hocus Pocus?! This podcast episode is brought to you by Swap.com and LastNightsGame.com.

A fast food chain is introducing a new meat to their menu, while another fast food chain is trying their hand at vegan. A little kid’s reaction to a Halloween prank gone wrong is hilarious! Disney’s new movie service has a name! Melanie and Michael put the #ForTheDChallenge to rest. A company is going bananas over KMart’s use of one of their costume ideas. Air conditioning is now going to available just by tapping your wrist and the thirst of US city’s vying to be Amazon’s second home base just got real. The fashion brand Coach unveiled their new name and Melanie isn’t a fan and The Force is coming to clean a room near you.

Melanie and Michael share how you can help the victims of the Las Vegas shooting and react to the tragedy. They lighten the mood by talking about new features coming to Tinder and Uber, laws you won’t believe still exist in the US and about boy who swallowed a squeaky toy. They tell us why everyone on Twitter won’t get off this guy’s nuts and the new challenge that’s making women seem super thirsty! Who’s to blame for no Sex and the City 3 and what’s the real reason for Fixer Upper not returning? You’ll find out in this week’s episode! This episode is brought to you by "Whisky Sharp: Unraveled" the new book from Lauren Dane and by LastNightsGame.com.

A college freshman just had a rocky start to his school year and now the school is apologizing. There’s a new fashion trend that may cause indigestion as a side effect! A “K” name baby boom is on the way. Get ready for more ads on Snapchat and people dressing as pregnant Kylie Jenner for Halloween. A couple claims they can make themselves orgasm for 18 hours straight and there’s new cat toy that will help you clean your house. This episode is brought to you by BluKicks.com.

Melanie and Michael fill us in on their Hurricane Irma experience. They share Kellis’ actual milkshake recipe that’s sure to bring all the boys to your yard. Nordstrom just unveiled a new store with no clothes?! Melanie shares a hysterical video of a woman flirting with a police officer and the new Target partnership that’s going to have your home looking shabby chic this fall. Would you pay to see a hologram in concert? Plus, the one show you need to binge watch before it’s removed from Netflix and a WHOLE bunch of other funny sh*t you don’t want to miss!! This episode is sponsored by My1stYears.com.

There’s a new acronym that you need to know. Melanie and Michael can’t seem to agree on how to use it though. If you travel, you’ll want to hear the latest invention to ensure you won’t lose your luggage. Melanie shares some rumored stars to be joining the cast of Dancing with the Stars. There’s a new Starbucks latte coming and they’ll tell you the secret cool thing you can request from your barista! Melanie and her bro-host discuss Hurricane Harvey and how you can help those affected by the storm. What’s the meanest state on social media? Melanie shares the rankings. Also, the latest on Justin Bieber’s twisted testicle. This episode is brought to you by My1stYears.com.