The social anxiety is high, the historical accuracy is low, and the random beefs are at an all-time peak in this week’s episode.

First, Russ kicks things off by breaking down his ultimate playbook for avoiding human interaction only to share a harrowing tale of mutual avoidance. When someone else actively dodges Russ while Russ is already actively dodging them, it’s not just efficient...it’s downright rude. Where is the etiquette?

Next, the guys dive deep into the wild world of state mottos. From "Virginia is for Lovers" to the downright bizarre, Russ and Brent try to piece together the historical origins of these slogans (with almost zero actual research, naturally).

Finally, Brent decides it’s time to burn a bridge no one saw coming. For reasons only known to him, Brent opens up a one-sided, highly specific feud with Nurse Practitioners. If you work in advanced practice nursing, you might want to cover your ears.

Remember when high school English class meant reading devastating, centuries-old "classical literature" that felt like a mandatory exercise in existential dread? In this episode of the podcast, we dive headfirst into the required reading lists of today’s youth. We look at whether modern students are still being forced to dissect the tragic metaphorical green lights of 1920s billionaires, or if the curriculum has finally evolved past inflicting academic psychological warfare on teenagers.

Because we can only handle so much literary analysis, we wrap up the show by pivoting to a beautiful, real-time logistical masterpiece: the absolute obliteration of the Massachusetts alcohol supply. Yes, Scotland’s World Cup fans have descended upon Boston and literally drank the entire city dry of beer. From forcing emergency Samuel Adams shipments to single-handedly threatening the structural integrity of local pubs, the Tartan Army is showing America how a real drinking holiday is done.

Grab a cold one (unless you’re currently in Boston, in which case, our condolences) and join us for a healthy dose of millennial sarcasm, required reading hot takes, and international hydration crises.

Hey, we're back! We know you missed us. Brent and Russ return for a very special episode. This week is all audio, but don't worry, we'll be back to the visual format next week. Give us a listen, and share with your friends. The Menacing Millennials are back, and this time, they (Brent) is proving to be not just a menace to society, but all of world history. Send us your thoughts: [email protected].

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